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How To Be More Scorpio

October 25, 2020 / SCORPIO / 89 Comments

Scorpios themselves are often baffled by their archetypal Scorpio sign traits. “I don’t have any of them,” they’ll sniff disdainfully, deftly concealing an incoming message notification from scrutiny. Like ultra-rich people who ‘don’t care about money’, they don’t measure “sexiness” as a metric and couldn’t care less whether someone thinks they have sex appeal. Superficial people calling them ‘obsessive’ is an omen they’re on the correct path. Note: In Scorp-O-Vision,Read More…

The Real Southern Hemisphere Astrology

October 21, 2020 / ASTROLOGY / 69 Comments

If you were born in the Southern Hemisphere, your birth chart is not completely accurate. And no, not because of any 13th sign or peripheral factor. It’s an inbuilt bias that applies Northern hemisphere settings to every chart. There are practical, political, and magical dimensions to this situation.  Astrology as we know it is seen through Northern Hemisphere optics because “that’s where it started.” When I was learning astrology, anyRead More…

Downtown Marsopolis

October 11, 2020 / ASTRO GAGA / 45 Comments

Welcome to Downtown Marsopolis. There’s no welcome committee because that would be inane. It’s not that sort of a neighborhood. But if you can handle yourself – that is,  don’t try to fluster people’s focus with fluffy opinions – they’ll reward you with a conspiratorial wink at some point.  Some people moved here ages ago, natal Mars squares are an automatic in. You need it. Real estate agents in DowntownRead More…

Which Mars In Aries Experience Are You?

October 6, 2020 / ASTRO GAGA / 67 Comments

Which Mars in Aries experience* are you? Is it like lockdown resolutions where you start out planning to make your own spirulina and pasta but end up with garish and vaguely insulting “same again?” suggestions from the food delivery algorithm?  Or in the Mars equivalent, you set up your mission H.Q. and scale every goal to be suitably extreme. This Mars trip has a soundtrack, a primal thudding doof ofRead More…

Announcing My New Takes On 21st Astrology – Part One

October 25, 2020 / ASTROLOGY / 104 Comments

How’s this for a whoosh of early Mercury-Uranus opposition intel? I’ve radically revised my take on some major tenets of astrology. These ideas have been kicking around for a while but Mars in my 3rd house for six months has inspired some obsessive research and thinking.* If you’re short on time or don’t feel like details, here is the ultra-condensed version: (1) The Moon’s Nodes don’t mean past lives/future livesRead More…

Retrograde Mars Mission Central Command

September 27, 2020 / ASTROLOGY / 98 Comments

We are nearly halfway through an unprecedented* era of juiced-up Mars Vibe. The downsides are obvious: trade, climate, and viral wars, along with a whole lot of agitated or ineffective people who need to be managed, helped, or avoided. But what are the upsides? More autonomy, better management – of yourself/your business -and audacity. Heightened self-assurance benefits relationships: less whimsical wish-fantasizing and more concise, direct dialogue. Cultural and economic meta-trendsRead More…

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