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Yes Mercury Is Still Retrograde

June 14, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 33 Comments
Yes, Mercury is still Retrograde. It feels like a forever-retrograde because Mercury is strong in Gemini and its square Neptune for more or less the whole time.*  That's the weirdness factor. It's not so much that Mercury is Retrograde; it's more that it is nebulized.  Lately it's been hyper-weird. How often have you gone to do something mercurial - sending emails, updating something, snappy dialogue - and bam: Neptune Fog? …

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How Eclipse Seasons Influence Your Relationships

June 10, 2021 / RELATIONSHIP ASTROLOGY / 73 Comments
Yes Eclipse Seasons influence your relationships - how could they not? They're a galactic buzz, a hyper-primal, cosmobiologically active temporal checkpoint. People are more prone to fall in love at these times, as well as to break up. Contradictory? Not at all. Eclipses evoke a revolutionary mindset and romance - real romance, not a calculated dating decision - is an insurrection. You know the odds and you've decided to give …

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Have You Heard The Interstellar Plasma Hum?

June 6, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 79 Comments
If you hear the Hum, you might be delighted to know that it is possibly galactic. Ever since Saturn entered Aquarius late last year, astrophysicists have been making unprecedented, ridiculously cool discoveries on a more frequent basis. But they've really stepped it up since the first Mercury-Neptune square in late May. Check out these clear proof of cosmic intelligence discoveries announced in the last ten days alone. The pandemic, as …

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‘Fuq You I Look Great’ – Justine Bateman’s Saturn-Venus Transit

June 4, 2021 / ZODIAC FASHION / 54 Comments
Actor/Director Justine Bateman had Saturn crossing her natal Venus in Capricorn all 2020. Her new book Face: One Square Foot Of Skin - is possibly the coolest and most proactive reaction to a gnarly transit yet. It's a confronting transit for anyone - the stark structural audit of a Saturnine stocktake up against the softly-lit Venusian style and self-forgiveness. But Bateman was "Mallory in Family Ties" - a successful sitcom that …

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Stealth Jupiter & The Weekly Horoscopes

May 29, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 49 Comments
Me Yesterday: Reflects that, although I wrote that Jupiter in Pisces will be ultra-potent, it's not really having that much of an effect on me, a Sun Sign Pisces. (Makes notes for a post on Pisceans being possibly immune to Jupiter's bombastic and hyper-everything influences.) Me A Few Hours Later: Realizes that since Jupiter entered Pisces two weeks ago, I have slept with a moldavite nugget taped to my third …

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Do You Have Eclipse Fever? You Should!

May 25, 2021 / MOONS / 80 Comments
Eclipse Fever is hell but it's also a good indicator that you're aware. Branding-wise, this Full Moon is killing it. Even astrology-agnostics are talking about blood moons and "no, it's a total Lunar Eclipse, that means it's extra..." Cool terms like Super Moon ensure media coverage and its snazzy crimson cosmic dusted aura is camera-ready. It's the new Mercury Retrograde/astral excuse for mood fluctuations and impulsivity. Mercury Retrograde jinxing hard …

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