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The Gateway to the Gateway

I’m feeling like 2020 may as well just go for full weird, get us all in the mood for Pluto in Aquarius.  The C.I.A. declassified Astral Travel docs make fabulous reading. I liked the part about how the brain does not have “an imagination” – the imagination has created the mind; something like that. But my fave section is where they are looking for the “gateway to the Gateway.” YES! …

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Capricorne The Comic Book

Why have I never heard of this?! A triple Capricorn – Andreas Martin – has a whole series of graphic novels starring a protagonist whose entire narrative IS (kind of) about being a Capricorn. And not only that, a Capricorn Astrologer! Even this Google translate version of the Wiki sounds legit. Capricorn arrives in New York on a full moon night, he meets three old women who give him six …

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August 2020 Monthly Horoscopes Are Posted

The August Monthly Horoscopes are up! Saturn is back on the juice, really over-extending his stay in Capricorn and as you may have gathered, Mars is moving into high-performance mode. In a month, there are usually a couple of edge dates that you mention but when looking at August it’s more a matter of okay, fine: Mars square everything, starting now. But this is helpful, I hope, advice in there …

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Your Neptunian Boyfriend

Your Neptunian boyfriend never gave a fuq what time it was. He wasn’t “always late” – he saw himself as transcendental.  But he’d queue overnight to be there on time for music, cinema or drugs.  He had a horticulture degree’s equivalent of knowledge on Dream Weed and framed his use of Space Dust as some sort of anarchy.  You could tell he thought his beauty and charm inoculated him against …

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Is There Really A 13th Sign Of The Zodiac?

Is there really a 13th sign of the Zodiac? The short answer is “no” and the long answer is “sort of.” Isn’t this old news? Yes! Ever since its first apparition in January 2011, the story has reappeared regularly, saturating news and social media every time. The gist of it is that NASA says astrologers/Babylonians/Sagittarians censored or were too dumb to notice the 13th sign of the Zodiac – Ophiuchus. …

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