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Circe on her throne with astrology symbols

The Genius Of Magic

So Saturn squaring my Moon in the 9th house has turned the upcoming Sorceress Astro-Report into a labyrinthine vortex of research. I’m not satisfied with the usual definitions of anything. A few years ago I might have been content with info from Wikipedia, Crystalinks, my Women’s Encylopedia of Myths & Secrets, and what I remembered from a lifetime of reading myth/magic. Now? I have made notes from books like AstralRead More…

Uranus in Taurus For Aquarius & Aquarius Rising

For Aquarius and Aquarius Rising people, Uranus in Taurus is different. It’s their ruling planet or rather, their affiliate planet. Aquarians don’t acknowledge hierarchies. They’re still so influenced by Uranus that they change when the Uranus sign does. Everyone gets a seven-year ‘change-everything’ itch as Uranus changes sign. It’s just super-accentuated for Uranians. The ideal Aquarius ‘change’ is profound and sweeping. Grumble about this sign as much as you like,Read More…

The New Aquarius Birthrock

Shungite is the new Aquarius birthstone. But I prefer the term birthrock. And anyone with an Aquarius/Uranian, zeitgeist-trippy tone to their natal energies will vibe with it. Saturn in Aquarius is imminent. December features a fantastic Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in Aquarius, the first in centuries. It needs newness. Fuq it. We need newness. Shungite is the new crystal. Here are its credentials. It’s two billion years old, absorbs electrical + radiofrequencyRead More…

Salvador Dali Ace of Cups

The Truth About 12 House Transits

The truth about 12th House transits is that they’re underrated. They’re high magic, alt-dimensional initiation trips. But astrological literature typically talks of them in terms more evocative of Mordor or the terrifying duplicate home reality of Neil Gaiman’s Coraline. Hear the term “self-undoing” enough times and you’ll want to scuttle through your 12th house transit like it’s a shadowy, haunted bus station where all the clocks go backwards. Or walkRead More…

David Bowie in Christmas Tree costume

Hating Christmas Is Not A Personality Disorder

I hate Christmas. I thought people were supposed to adhere more to tradition with every passing year, but my grinching is intensifying. It is a Stolen Pagan Festival that has morphed into a synthetic symbol of hypocritical, tree destroying societal dissonance. Yesterday I was in a mall, and, as I have vowed since the last Mercury Retrograde to pay more attention to my intuition, I stopped to analyze the strangeRead More…

How To Make Lemonade

*Mercury Retrograde Secrets And Phantoms

Mercury Retrograde Secrets get sprung in mysterious ways. Mercury in Scorpio and aligned to Neptune the whole time made it even weirder. Now, as the Mercury trine to Neptune culminates over the next 24 hours, let’s reflect on this astralRead More…

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