Your Neptunian boyfriend never gave a fuq what time it was. He wasn’t “always late” – he saw himself as transcendental. But he’d queue overnight to be there on time for music, cinema or drugs. He had a horticulture degree’s equivalent of knowledge on Dream Weed and framed his use of Space Dust as some sort of anarchy. You could tell he thought his beauty and charm inoculated him against …
Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, there is something bizarrely reassuring about the inexhaustible media montage of the Tabloid Geishas. Big vibing garish people, (not mentioning any particular zodiac signs here, of course) often have fantastic …
The Belle Gibson astrology is unsurprisingly weird. For those of you who don’t know her, think “Australian Anna Delvey.” The two are strikingly similar. Both are smart, charismatic and aspirational. They’re also both complete bullshit artists. Anna Delvey lied about being the daughter of a billionaire, Belle Gibson about being a brain cancer survivor who’d cured the condition through alternative medicine. In the case of Anna Delvey, she wove her …
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Vanadium Lightyear sometimes wondered if her at-home restlessness was a Mars in 4th house problem. She’d been raised by a Qi Vampire, leaving her with excellent self-reliance skills. But the residual ‘something’s wrong’ guilt persisted. Weirdly, her new cleaner Onyx – sent by Neptunian Life Coaching Services – was helping. She’d lost that constant feeling of having forgotten something urgent. But she was also wondering if Onyx was from another …
Vanadium Lightyear had no idea how she got onto Supernatural Tinder. She’d done the Deflecting Karma Drama course, opted out of Ad Drones and was not even Diversion Dating. She was literally on there seeking a new partner, with realistic and sane expectations in the world of supernatural dating. Because it looked more or less the same as the usual Tinder app, it was only her Paranormality Alarm Monitor going …
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When the Moon is in Pisces, align with the Vibe by acting like a natal Moon in Pisces person. See below, from my Astral DNA natal report. Moon in Pisces They fantasize way more than is obvious from their outer demeanour, are adept lucid dreamers and custodians of lurid secrets. They can sometimes hear literal music in water, so strongly are they attuned to that element. Their intuitive powers are …
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