All The Vanadiums
Meet Vanadium Lightyear, a woman from the future trying to make it big in a post-particle-collider glitch metropolis.
Neptunian Life Coaching
Vanadium’s Move Into Politics
Vanadium was surprised to find herself agreeing with her Neptunian Life Coach’s latest out-there concept – politics.
Announcing The Launch Of Neptunian Legal Services
Neptunian Life Coaching announces its legal division – proudly operating across all dimensions and in multiple timelines. Complex scenarios our specialty.
Vanadium’s Mars In 4th House Problem
Vanadium wonders if her at-home restlessness stems from Mars in her 4th house, having raised by an Energy Vampire or her new cleaner being a spy.
Neptune Googles Are The Ultimate Illusion Accessories
Rose-tinted visions? Neptune Goggles go way beyond with their patented rose-quartz, reality-diffusing vision.
Deflecting Karma Drama
Vanadium Lightyear’s problematic Ex becomes successful with a hit television show called “Deflecting Karma Drama.”
Vanadium Lightyear’s Existential Crisis
Vanadium Lightyear realized she wasn’t just regretting becoming a Space Archeologist – she was having a full-blown existential crisis.
Vanadium Lightyear’s Mercury Retrograde
Nobody had warned Vanadium Lightyear that Neptunian Life Coaching’s past life regression package was so potent.