With Venus currently in Scorpio, let’s hear from those of you with the pleasure of being born under this thrilling influence. Alternatively, Venus in the 8th house or conjunct Pluto!
If any of these astrological descriptions apply to you, congratulations, you are most likely a life force to be reckoned with and a sensation in bed.
Just don’t go reading any astrological text book written before 1985 because you’d scream the house down. Actually, you wouldn’t. Because you’re most likely unflappable.
However to assist those of us without such a plutonic Venus, please confirm if all/any of the following rumors about you are true:
*That you have a special outfit just for stalking people of interest?
*That you remember sexual details from your past lives?
*That you have a shrine to an obscure Tantric deity in your bedroom to assure extra-strength sensual rapport?
*That your orgasms can extend last ten minutes?
*That you make sexual partners sign Non-Disclosure Agreements, even when you’re not famous?
*That you purchase privately commissioned, specifically designed sex toys?
*That you keep track of every single thing via complex, cross-referenced and encoded notebooks?
*That the perfume you wear to seduce people is illegal on some continents and at least nine islands?
*That you go to ludicrous lengths to guard your privacy, even whilst developing sleuth skills that would have the N.S.A.lining up to hire you, if they but knew?
*That you nearly always have a secret lover/lust interest/recent sexy encounter that nobody else knows about?
*That you would be actually quite excited if aliens invaded Earth, because of the excitement and expanded dating prospects?
*That while you’re best described as a Primordial Realist but you also long for a deathless passion style of soulmating experience?
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