Jupiter and Neptune are now on such good terms that Saturn has backed right off. Enough with the micro-metrics and staying up late with your insecurities and a rip-off magnifying mirror. You’ll handle everything with Fibonacci number speculative ventures and Earth Acupuncture. What has ‘normality’ done for you lately anyway?
Jupiter and Neptune amplify one another, making the atmosphere more etheric and stimulating those energies within you. Even if you feel the garish side of this kicking in, don’t worry about it – the alignment is in mutable Pisces, so you’re probably not going to want to commit to anything. If anything, you’re cutting loose entanglements that you’re suddenly realizing are so stifling.
As Jupiter and Neptune began to really get it on over April, you’ve probably become ultra-aware of how people’s energy affects you: not their words or whatever the dynamic is officially- etherically. The neo-perception is peaking for the next 48 hours and the best way to access it? Vibe-hopping and big space-cadet headphones if they help you stay in your psychic bubble.
Vibe-Hopping Must-Have: Space Cadet Headphones
But it’s out-there, right? Creatively it’s brilliant and the paranormality is next-level – entoptic phenomena or inter-dimensional phenoms? At the same time if your diet seems to have devolved into scones and ‘health bars,’ it’s because pure-Neptune influence doesn’t really rate the body or physicality as such. Jupiter does but is hardly going to stop an elongated artistic jamming session/epiphanies to suggest something ‘sensible.’
I had this crazy Jupiter-Neptune process today: I was looking for a particular picture and I came across the famous Blue Marble picture, the photo of Earth taken by the Apollo 17 crew in 1972. Realizing the event had an exact accurate time recorded – so rare – I was reading more about it and was surprised to find that the pic – which is one of the most iconic images on record and did wonderful things for NASA – was chromatically adjusted.
Entoptic Phenomena Or Interdimensional Hi-Jinx?
And that was the only picture of Earth from space until 2015 , when there were more pictures but that they’re all done via hyper-spectral imaging – I don’t know what it is and I don’t have time find out but I love how Neptunian it sounds – and various other 21st Century techniques. I don’t think I am super naive but I assumed scientist would provide, you know, just the data. It seems more Pantene ad than space wonk.
My favourite fact-checks on this are below btw. Then I spiralled into a transitional freakout moment: what if the actual pictures are dystopian – Earth orbited by a sea of space junk and spy satellites? But (and this is the advantage of Mutable astrology like this) I pivoted more or less straight to a high concept movie idea – like The Truman Show but it’s the whole planet. And it wouldn’t be a tv show, it would be a lottery. An intergalactic lottery.
Anyway, how are you going with this hyper-Neptunian, jazzed up Jupiter scene? And you know how conspiracy theorists say that “man” never went back to the Moon because Buzz Aldrin said there were aliens there or there is no moon, whatever – could it have been simply because they were waiting for Photoshop to be invented?
Finally, rad aquamarine eyeshadow has been and always will be totemically Neptune. Thoughts?