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Do Peptides Cause Love Zombie Crushes?

I have a new item to add to the How To Be A Love Zombie suggestions.  Run natal chart compatibility assessments for people you never see in real life. If you need to ask a psychic how your love interest is doing (because you can’t ask the person in question), initiate full anti-Love Zombie protocol. Or, as this person below is doing, embrace the condition and enjoy the upside of …

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When You’re A Scorpio Sun Sagittarius Moon

When you’re a Scorpio Sun Sagittarius Moon person, you have two modes: Ancient Sphinx and Stream-Of-Consciousness Wild Thing. One moment you’re guarded, an enigma. Your persona is so mysterious that people wonder who the hell you are. They make up strange rumors about you. Scorpios can be at home in bed with lavender tea reading a guide to bio-hacking their ferritin levels and people will swear they saw them behind …

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The Sun Trine Pluto On A Virgo Moon

The Sun trine Pluto on a Virgo Moon is pretty nifty. See your Horoscopes for a more nuanced and sign/rising-sign take on this but broadly? It’s a grounded, data-driven, taking care of business vibe. As opposed to last week’s drawn-out existential crisis, the drastic  “do something, now” prompts have died down. It’s more a matter of getting back into your better-self groove and staying there. As always with a Virgo …

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Astrology Report & Birth Chart Analysis Update

Here is the need to know about the instant astrology reports and birth chart analysis offered here + some exciting news for impending developments. All the personal birth chart and transit reports are now instant. They’re a birth chart analysis, featuring my thoughts and delineations for your natal aspects, transits or synastry. Or, obviously, for whomever you’re doing it before. The reports are instant download and also live on your member dashboard. …

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When Your Whole Family Has A Taurus Moon

What is it like when your whole family has a Taurus Moon?  It’s fun! Just don’t touch their stuff. Here is an example of the scenario. Dear Mystic, I just downloaded my teenage children’s birth chart reading for funsies and had to laugh. Both of my children (and my father) all have moon in Taurus. As you say, just don’t fuq with their stuff. When my daughter was three years …

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Operating Styles Of The Astrological Modalities

All of the signs of the Zodiac can be divided into Cardinal, Fixed and Mutable signs. AKA the Modalities. It refers to a mode of operating and is surprisingly apt. How Cardinal Signs Operate And What Sabotages Them Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn are the Cardinal signs, but you can call them “Boss.”  Their core competency is taking charge. If there is an initiative, they’ll seize it. They are utterly …

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