The Eighth House in astrology is classically the domain of Sex, Death, the Occult and Other People’s Money. People with prominent eighth houses in their birth chart have experience in these areas that would scramble the synapses of non-Eighth Housers. [ Read more…]
Welcome to Valentine’s Day Astrology. Saint Valentine was not an Aquarius. Even by Stolen Pagan Festival standards, it seems ridiculous to schedule a festival of schmultz, gypsophila, convention-sanctioned togetherness, and the Dining Dead during Aquarius Season. Aquarius classically despises officially mandated celebrations [ Read more…]
The Global Financial Astrology Matrix Voila, my opinionated look at the Global Financial Fuqery through an astrological prism. It’s not – obviously – investment advice. Uranus and Pluto eras are fantastic ways to view the economy and politics. Their periodic [ Read more…]
Love Warp 9 is back – faster turnaround and more affordable. Done off your personal birth chart, it suggests colors, scents, and gemstones for your Venus Sign (You won’t believe the Venus in Aquarius one). Love Warp 9 also details [ Read more…]
First, the Dark Moon in Capricorn springs the Status Anxiety and Limitations Consciousness – Time + Money being a favorite existential freak-out topic for any Capricorn Low. The Runner Up? Rueful recognition of past hubris. But then, once you’re done with [ Read more…]
What can we expect from Mercury Retrograde in Pisces over March? The possibilities include… Love Zombie Relapses due to an object of phantom desire returning or weirdly reanimating in your digital realm. Cinematic Karmic Aversion Syndrome. Time Slips – Deja [ Read more…]
