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Virgo In 2021, 2022 And Beyond

March 30, 2021 / VIRGO / 24 Comments
Future Virgo is looking fab. The forecast is good. Of course, being under-hyped and over-worked, you're averse to flowery raves. You want the laboratory soil analysis. Last year's pandemic tapped the Virgoan motherlode of freak-outs: contagion concerns, disrupted workflows, conflicting info, and the very real sense of rank inefficiency from several quarters. Who wouldn't have hypochondriac googled? Or zig-zagged back into the realm of past pleasures? Still, there are someRead More...

Venus Cazimi, the Suez Canal & Some Tangential Site Updates

March 24, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 33 Comments
If you're only here for my Suez Canal thoughts, scroll right down! We are ALL Aries this week, courtesy of the glamorously named Venus Cazimi. It's a potent aphrodisiac, artistic stimulant, and ambition booster. Side effects may include irritability from delays and obstacles to your genius. (I did a more nuanced take on this in the Daily Mystic email a few weeks ago, so if you're a member, you canRead More...

The Secret Life Of Seismic Activity

March 21, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 61 Comments
After a month of intensifying seismic action, a volcano in Iceland is erupting for the first time since the 13th Century. Aside from the obvious impact upon people in proximity to Mt Fagradalsfjall, it will be hell on newsreaders and television journalists covering the event. Yes, it's a change from Covid and the Icelandic light is famously flattering and dramatic. It could be a career metamorphosis but they would needRead More...

The (Astrological) Future Of Work

March 19, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 36 Comments
People say that the future of work is decentralized, but 'people' also said that in 2021 we'd fly our car to work. Robots would make quality leisure time society's biggest challenge, and you'd be able to do quick pinprick blood diagnostics in the bathroom while your prickly pear enzyme face mask is activated. Between propaganda, confirmation bias, and the bureaucratic jargon that George '1984' Orwell called 'duckspeak,' it's difficult toRead More...
Saturn in Aquarius 2021 dance party

The Saturn In Aquarius Extended Play Dance Mix – Featuring Deepfaked

March 19, 2021 / ASTRO GAGA / 44 Comments
Longevity. Legacy. Resilience. When it comes to such factors, everyone knows that D.J. Saturn reigns supreme. At four billion years old, you'd think the wily scenester would give it away, but no, he's still showing the young up and comers how it's done. Cool under any circumstances, Saturn is always timely. If you can't catch this global superstar in one of his exclusive gigs at Chronopolis, or you didn't relateRead More...

Is It The Age Of Aquarius Yet?

March 23, 2021 / AQUARIUS / 17 Comments
When is the Age of Aquarius? Nobody knows because nobody really knows what it is. If you go off the song made famous by the Sixties Musical Hair, it's several times a year, when the Moon is the seventh house' and there is a Jupiter-Mars alignment. The most precise definition is that it is when the March Equinox point occurs in Aquarius - that is, anytime between the 1400s andRead More...
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