Mercury Direct And The Weirdness Begins…

Somebody summon Neptunian Life Coaching. Usually Mercury Direct is the antidote to weirdness. This one was just brewing it in some sort of ancient, alchemical lunar cauldron. Betcha it’s from the same set as the Gundestrup Cauldron.  Probably the most studied ancient ware in history, its deities and symbols still mystify scholars. Nobody, apparently, thought to ask a witch. The mystery grail was found in a bog in Denmark, in …

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July 2020 Horoscopes + How To Freestyle Your Eclipse

The July 2020 Horoscopes are up and, ahead of the impending Zap Zone, indispensable.  Saturn is back in Capricorn (*waves “hello” with fake beauty queen grin) and Mars will be in the shadow zone of the Retrograde from July 26. The Scopes + my Mars rant are metaphysical reinforcement. And, here is how to freestyle this weekend’s Lunar Eclipse. Remember it’s occurring with Mercury Retrograde, opposite the degree Mercury went …

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Ghislaine Maxwell’s (Second) Saturn Return

Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested, after months of doing whatever one-percenter perps do when they’re on the lam. It all came about within hours of Saturn back in Capricorn. Say what you want about Saturn in Capricorn, he’s no slouch. Maxwell is a quadruple Capricorn (Sun, Mars, Mercury and Saturn with Venus in Saggo + her Moon in Leo. We don’t know her rising sign as there is no official …

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Luis Bunuel – The Epitome Of Pisces

Luis Bunuel, the Surrealist film-maker, was the epitome of Pisces. With the Sun and Mercury in that sign, he also had Neptune Rising in Gemini, the ultimate in cinematic consciousness. So aside from being a double Pisces, his ruling planet was in mutual reception with Neptune, amplifying the effect like subterranean sonic waves. Bunuel was also 70% Mutable – most of his astro was in Pisces, Gemini, and Sagittarius. Of …

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The Many Moods Of Mercury Retrograde In Cancer

Mood-tripping? Expressing your emotions without trying to spin a story around them? Taking calls from a decade ago? Welcome to Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, when the message arrives precisely on time but you’re not sure what dimension it is. It’s not like the usual Mercury Retro. Flat-out in the constellation of Cancer, without the customary retreat into the zodiac before it, this is unadulterated instinct, exclusive, and appreciated only by …

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The Mars In Aries Astro-Rave Mp3 Is Here

We are just days away from Mars in Aries for 27 weeks! This is legit rare. It’s not your usual “don’t nark off on social media, do martial arts” Mars Retrograde. It’s going to be six months with Mars, Saturn, and Neptune strong on their home turf.  Mars squares Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto – three times. Lilith meets Eris in Aries, Mars is Retro between 15 and 28 Aries + …

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