Esoteric Moodboard + Moon Calendar Export
Good news- the Esoteric Moodboard is back! If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's a page where I throw all sorts of cool images and snippets that would
Farewell Revlon
Revlon, one-time titan of the beauty-industrial complex, filed for bankruptcy yesterday and while its demise will trigger a trillion think pieces, nostalgia for legacy cosmetic products and hot financial analysis
Who Are The Real Housewives Of Hades?
Who are the Real Housewives of Hades? Well excitingly, more information has come to light. This will only make sense if you have read the previous post that describes their
Neptunian Better Living Tips
One day I intend to write an entire essay about Erykah Badu's shamanic - glamanic? - accessories journey but for now here is a brilliant example of her Neptunian thinking.
Venus Conjunct Uranus Outweirds Everyone
A Gemini Google engineer has warned that the company's new Artificial Intelligence tool has become sentient. He's been put on administrative leave for 'violating confidentialty' after sending a bulk "LaMDA
Astro-Decor Is Here!
Astro-Decor is here! It's an upbeat, inspirational report that details your home personality and 4th house influences. It currently has an unanticipated glitch which was not picked up in testing
Yes, Mercury Is Direct But…
Yes, Mercury is Direct but...it's square Saturn. AKA less glitches, more velocity but the gnarly angle between Mercury and Time God Saturn could be materially confronting. With Mercury and Saturn
Behind The Astromusical Series
The Astromusical album series was released in 1969, in the wake of Woodstock, the "Aquarius song" and neo-bohemian, baby-boomer ultra-hippie astrology revival. It was clearly brilliant timing and not only
Transition Revamp
Happy New Moon in Gemini, purveyor of clarity in a Mercury Retrograde so weird it should have its own timezone. I loved the UFO summit, magnetic field irregularities, malfunctioning space
New – Sidereal Astral DNA and Future Aries!
I'm delighted to announce two cool new shop items - a Sidereal Zodiac version of the Astral DNA natal report and the Future Aries Audio Rave! The alt-Astral DNA is