The Astrology Of Space Births
Space birthing seems to be a concept conceived by men, for women. But no, not with Pluto in Aquarius, not in this time-space continuum.
ASTRO GAGA
Welcome to Astro-Gaga, a series of whimsical posts from an alternative dimension, where pentacles are currency and the Real Housewives of Hades rule the airwaves. Astro-Gaga also includes more general astrological humor.
Serenity Signalling
Serenity Signallers want you to go with the flow but note that it has to be their flow.
Ghosts Of The Zodiac
Haunting styles of the Zodiac – Guess which sign fogs up the mirror or prefers to haunt prestigious events? And what sign does the rando door opening and closing? (Humor).
Beauty Therapists Of The Galaxy
Few realize that there are several different astrological genres of beauty therapists. Selecting one that is aligned to where you’re at is vital.
Vanadium’s Mars In 4th House Problem
Vanadium wonders if her at-home restlessness stems from Mars in her 4th house, having raised by an Energy Vampire or her new cleaner being a spy.
Neptune Googles Are The Ultimate Illusion Accessories
Rose-tinted visions? Neptune Goggles go way beyond with their patented rose-quartz, reality-diffusing vision.
Jesus Was Not A Capricorn But Santa Is A Sagittarius
Jesus wasn’t a Capricorn but Santa Claus is totally a Sagittarius and here is the proof!
Astrological Excuses To Get Out Of Christmas
Want to do whatever you feel like this Yule? These astrological and esoteric “excuses” to skip Xmas are legit enough to placate any opposition.
Mercury Retrograde And The Orphaned Tags
A digital declutter produced this strange, brilliant selection of orphaned tags. Use them for tangential inspiration!