Vanadium Lightyear Has An Existential Crisis
Were pentacles a crypto-currency? Was she solvent? In the corret dimension? With a jolt of disbelief, Vanadium Lightyear realized that she was entering a full-blown, epic existential crisis. Why did
ASTRO GAGA
Welcome to Astro-Gaga, a series of whimsical posts from an alternative dimension, where pentacles are currency and the Real Housewives of Hades rule the airwaves. Astro-Gaga also includes more general astrological humor.
Vanadium Lightyear’s Mercury Retrograde
Nobody had warned Vanadium Lightyear that Neptunian Life Coaching’s past life regression package was so potent.
Natal Neptune People Get Neptune Goggles
Neptune Goggles are lilac tinted, multi-dimensional, 5th Element-detecting, omni-prismatic illusion-ware – you know you want them.
The Sun Signs As Cruise Ship Staff
You can learn a lot about Sun Sign astrology by imagining them all as staff on an imaginary cruise ship - ours will be called the Princess Atlanta, although it's
Neptunian Life Coaching Services
So you turn up on time for your appointment at Neptunian Life Coaching Services, a list of goals in hand. The place reeks of tuberose, the books on the shelves
Neptune Transits To Venus
Neptune-Venus transits can be difficult, and they are particularly challenging when you live in the suburbs, your lover is married, and your hair product does not perform as advertised. It
She-Sagg On Shrooms
As a Sagittarius, she had no problem whatsoever with ordering Patchouli-infused Magic Shamanic Shrooms online. She ate half the bag and went to Zumba class. Then she went shopping -
