pluto transits

Pluto transits are when you go secretly mad but everyone tells you how great you look. You’re hooked on transformation and circumstances provoke you to reclaim your power.

The “Bombshell’ Oprah Interview Astrology

March 19, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 65 Comments
God, I want this interview to be amazing: a 'Made During Mercury Retrograde In Aquarius' production that takes television into a new dimension. A peak Oprah moment. The takedown of hypocrisy, multiple exposes, and radical agendas. Revelations of ghosts and/or aliens if possible. Corruption, obviously and then some sugary gossip for humor amid the paradigm-shifting. Is William still seeing Rose? Is it true Camilla smokes while she skis? Imagine aRead More...

Ghislaine Maxwell’s (Second) Saturn Return

February 22, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 77 Comments

Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested, after months of doing whatever one-percenter perps do when they’re on the lam. It all came about within hours of Saturn back in Capricorn. Say what you want about Saturn in Capricorn, he’s no slouch. Maxwell is a quadruple Capricorn (Sun, Mars, Mercury and Saturn with Venus in Saggo + her Moon in Leo. We don’t know her rising sign as there is no officialRead More…

Thomas Pynchon On Pluto

March 22, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 40 Comments

The author Thomas Pynchon (Gravity’s Rainbow, Inherent Vice) has a hot take in Pluto in two of his books, maybe more. Maybe his natal Jupiter opposite Pluto helps him tune into it more. When you are born with that bit of business, you do Pluto with dubstep; it’s part of your rhythm. When you get ambitious or excited by ideas; hello Uncle Pluto. “Pluto is in my sign now, heldRead More…

Map The Terrain Of Future You

February 27, 2020 / SITE ANNOUNCEMENTS / 26 Comments

Long range astrology reports don’t tell you what is “going to happen.” They help you plan what you will do. You control your actions, style, and process. The Year Ahead and Seven Years Ahead Astrology reports lay out the astrological terrain. They are more map than a how-to guide. You set courses and destinations. The Astro-Reports are navigation aids. They reveal magical helpers, likely obstacles, background themes and significant influences.Read More…

The Truth About 12 House Transits

March 31, 2021 / ASTROLOGY / 138 Comments
The truth about 12th House transits is that they're underrated. They're high magic, alt-dimensional initiation trips. But astrological literature typically talks of them in terms more evocative of Mordor or the terrifying duplicate home reality of Neil Gaiman's Coraline. Hear the term "self-undoing" enough times and you'll want to scuttle through your 12th house transit like it's a shadowy, haunted bus station where all the clocks go backwards. Or walkRead More...
Throw roses into the abyss

Could Saturn And Pluto Sabotage Your Success?

April 19, 2020 / ASTROLOGY ANSWERS / 111 Comments

Is the game up? Could the Saturn and Pluto conjunction wreck your racket like an illicit planetary saboteur? No. Read on for the reasons. Dear Mystic, I am weeks away from finding out if I’m to move to a different country and start my dream job.  Over the past four years, I’ve been diligently climbing a metaphoric mountain whilst working on myself professionally and personally. The climb has been tough,Read More…

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