Space Dust Shamans
Space Dust Shamans read occult sigils in street graffiti, secretly live off E.M.F.s and are of mysterious origins.
ASTRO GAGA
Welcome to Astro-Gaga, a series of whimsical posts from an alternative dimension, where pentacles are currency and the Real Housewives of Hades rule the airwaves. Astro-Gaga also includes more general astrological humor.
Deflecting Karma Drama
Vanadium Lightyear’s problematic Ex becomes successful with a hit television show called “Deflecting Karma Drama.”
Asteroid Gary Explained
Your asteroid Gary placement reveals where you’re gloriously basic and prefer globally branded food + beverage products. Yes, for real.
Vanadium Lightyear’s Existential Crisis
Vanadium Lightyear realized she wasn’t just regretting becoming a Space Archeologist – she was having a full-blown existential crisis.
Vanadium Lightyear’s Mercury Retrograde
Nobody had warned Vanadium Lightyear that Neptunian Life Coaching’s past life regression package was so potent.
Natal Neptune People Get Neptune Goggles
Neptune Goggles are lilac tinted, multi-dimensional, 5th Element-detecting, omni-prismatic illusion-ware – you know you want them.
The Sun Signs As Cruise Ship Staff
You can tell a lot about each Sun Sign by their (hypothetical) jobs on the cruise ship Princess Atlanta.
Neptunian Life Coaching Services
Neptunian Life Coaching Services offers metaphysical assistance in multiple dimensions -price on application.