Saturn in Taurus

I Dreamed I Was Melania Trump’s Astrologer

I dreamed i was Melania Trump’s astrologer.  It must have been 2018 because Uranus was in Taurus and crossing Melania’s Sun, Saturn, Mercury and Venus in Taurus. Nobody could believe the extent to which she came out because the Muggle media had not taken into account the effects of this once-every-84-years only transit. In the dream, Donald was not the president. He featured only as a character in Melania’s best-selling …

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Sweat Your Prayers

 “Put your body in motion and your psyche will heal itself.” Somehow, i got this far without having heard of Gabrielle Roth. An Aquarius, born right at the start of Pluto in Leo (thus a proto boomer and expressing the best of that generation’s ideals) she was a dancer, musician, shaman, activist, healer. Sweat your prayers, she said. “Our soul, our true self, is the most mysterious, essential, and magical …

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The Astropolitain

The Moon in Gemini is as good a time as any to introduce you guys to the works of Philippe Caza, a Scorpio French Psychedelic Artist, don’t you think? When i say introduce, i actually had not heard of him before tonight, much as i would love to profess to be a long-time Caza geek. Apart from being Scorpio Sun + Mercury, he has a honking great big Saturn, Uranus …

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Eighties Shampoo ad Rachel Hunter


I always liked Rachel and now i know why.  She just graduated as a witch! Model, Mrs Rod Stewart, Pantene Girl, Mother, Cougar, Witch…this seems like a very modern,  career trajectory, don’t you think? She is Virgo (Sun-Pluto) with a gloriously Pantene Moon-Venus in Leo + Crab Rising (does not go clubbing, proud mothering, known for excellent boobage) AND this is not to be catty but Venus square Saturn in …

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Pablo Picasso King of the Minotaurs


Pablo Picasso – King Of The Minotaurs   “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.”   “There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats.” Hmm, intense much? Imagine if Picasso had written a self-help guide.  So obviously art-historian peeps will enlighten me but i always feel like this pic is a self-portrait, that somehow Picasso related to the Minotaur concept.  …

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Salma Hayek on courch with popcorn

Dark Moon Astro W.T.F.

“…My diet?  Holy fuqing fuq, it’s the Dark Moon in TAURUS, hello, that’s meant to mean fuqing relaxed  tranquility and the symbol for Taurus is the sodding COUCH. Saturn is STILL in VIRGO SO i will do whatever the hell i fuqing need to do for perspective thank you very much and you can take your sodding spinach smoothie and shove it up your…WHAT?! O.m.f.g. When i said i was …

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