Jupiter in Taurus

Stephen Hawkings Pluto Conjunct Midheaven

Stephen Hawking was a Capricorn with two Grand Earth Trines. One hummed between his Mercury in Capricorn, Neptune in Virgo and Uranus in Taurus. The other was Sun in Capricorn, to Moon in Virgo and Jupiter in Taurus. As if that were not a strong enough config, the genius physicist had Pluto conjunct Midheaven, the astral signature of enduring renown. Or, of someone recognized as a transformer of consciousness and …

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Sweat Your Prayers

 “Put your body in motion and your psyche will heal itself.” Somehow, i got this far without having heard of Gabrielle Roth. An Aquarius, born right at the start of Pluto in Leo (thus a proto boomer and expressing the best of that generation’s ideals) she was a dancer, musician, shaman, activist, healer. Sweat your prayers, she said. “Our soul, our true self, is the most mysterious, essential, and magical …

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Carbosexual Sumo Astrology

Here are your Food Horoscopes in one — Jupiter in Taurus ups appetites, particularly for carbohydrates. And Taurus + Cancer are the foodies of the Zodiac. Jupiter Void in TAURUS is enough to fuq with even the most devout, body-chemistry-optimal diet.  Jupiter the planet is a gigantic blob of inert gas. Jupiter in Taurus is enough to turn us into giant blobs of inert gas – only on the couch, …

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Pagan Priestess of Bacchus

How Dionysian Are YOU?

John Collier – Priestess Of Bacchus Bacchus & Dionysus are both the same god, the god of wine & good times. Yes, yes – there is a deeper & darker aspect to these gods. They were said to induce a sort of horny, drunken mania within their worshippers. Though maybe the bit about the female followers tearing the men to pieces in a frenzied bender was just Christian propaganda, you …

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Pablo Picasso King of the Minotaurs


Pablo Picasso – King Of The Minotaurs   “Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.”   “There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats.” Hmm, intense much? Imagine if Picasso had written a self-help guide.  So obviously art-historian peeps will enlighten me but i always feel like this pic is a self-portrait, that somehow Picasso related to the Minotaur concept.  …

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cow grazing peacefully under the moon

Taurean Tranquility Inc

There are definitely some peeps out there spoiling for a bit of biff right now. That means they want a fight, yah? But you know it IS a Dark Moon and so we should be making out tranquility and rejuvenation a priority, all the better to prep for the exciting next stage of growth & expansion that’s nearly upon us. My theory is that relaxing into your Taurus vibe is …

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