The Uranian Rulebook

There’s a Uranian rulebook? Scoff if you want but with Mars opposite Uranus for the next several days,* some wacky operating procedures will allow us to cruise on through.

Uranian energy has “rules” – they’re just fascinating and inexplicable to most people. Think about how often the most tedious explanations for how something works – galaxies, the gut microbiome, black holes, microfossils, newsgathering, molecules, electricity, ethereal fling things – is suddenly overthrown to reveal a richer, far more intricate and weirder operating system.

(1) So the first Uranian ‘rule’ is that Dullards Are Dangerous. People who are easily comforted or even delighted by dull explanations/doing the expected thing are trouble.

Not just because they’d probably dob you in for divergent raving if we went full-tilt dystopian and it would get them some extra frequent flyer points/take care of their stupid parking demerits. That would be infuriating, of course, but even without that theatrical & unlikely prospect, this sort of person is deleterious to your soul health.

Everytime you dim your cognitive lights and murmur some inanity or somehow feign animation over an anachronism to avoid this character imploding, you’re stifling your psyche. So with Mars amping Uranus way up all week (intensifying over the weekend but loosely in play since Tuesday), it’s vital that you clear well away from these kinds of people.

What’s the bet that you’ve already undulated into a cloying exchange that illustrates all the above?

(2) Weird Is The New Wealth. At this point you’re probably hissing quietly or retrieving your phone from across the room where you threw it in a rage but hear me out. Yes, property is a deranged bubble inflated by lunatics who think Pluto will stay in Capricorn forever and that houses could technically cost ten trillion dollars while the average wage shrinks like crazy or is traded on the hypotheticals market.

Personally I think cash + coin is the new crypto and we all know that weirdness can be distinctly unprofitable. There is also always an idea at the back of people’s minds that if merde really hits the fan, they will need to conform to stay safe – stay with someone they don’t want to be with, move in with conformity/family, buy and sell normality to stay solvent etc.

This all makes (sort of) sense but I was recently doing some reading as part of the latest tech upgrade** and realized there is a whole genre of articles/opinions essentially saying that the search engine is dead – conversational chat bot is the future and that individual content creators (authors, artists, musicians, even just spontaneous people) are kind of passe.

I actually think that’s crap and that ‘weirdness’ really will be the new wealth – particularly if you can keep your thing from being ripped off and deployed by a big company with no credit to you or – worse – mashed up into a banal stew of drivel.

There is a use case for A.I. in scenarios like pattern recognition and mapping for the military/law enforcement or any number of quantifiable metrics BUT a lot of it is hype – some fabulous jargon – without necessarily a strong business model.

Sites like Hacker News and Dev Rants have some epic takedowns and anecdotes about the scene if you’re interested but aside from viability – I don’t think it can write/talk/sing etc as well as people. I find the A.I. art actually soul-less and can tell a mealy-mouthed Chat GPT response a mile away. In fact, the latter are clogging up social media and comments threads to the extent that they’re semi-unusable.

And I’m sorry but I can get an answer from the ether/internet/whatever SO much faster by typing in some weird keywords, grokking omens or just asking (guides and quintessence, not the Chatbot)than having an anodyne conversation with a bot. I bet you can too. So cultivate and cherish your weirdness; fuqing good luck to any system trying to emulate you lol.

The next four days are brilliant for figuring out your Peak Niche Weirdness To Wealth Ratio and how to get there/stay there. Pluto is just months away from being properly in Aquarius, the Uranian sign. Actually, weeks.

(3) Write everything down and with a metal pen – not your phone notes etc. Why? Because Mars hypes Uranus and if you’re at all out-there, you’re having – or are about to be having – non-stop ideas and realizations flow. It’s faster than normal consciousness and unless you’re in the unique position of having total leisure to think through everything at once with nothing else to do/zero obligations, you must write them down for later recall/analysis.

The metal pen is because it conducts electricity from you, into the page – right? I don’t know if that’s a thing or not but we are approaching Solar Maximum, the Space Weather is suitably wild and high-Uranian vibe amps electrical energy. Also, writing stuff in a physical book, paper etc is the ultimate security – especially if your handwriting is a maverick scrawl that most people would assume was another language. Do it!

(4) Become a genius gardener – not only because Uranus is still in earthy Taurus, plants are magic and you will be healthier – but because of phenoms like this. Yes, I know I keep banging on about it but fungus is the new nemesis.

And, it will be the excuse you need to get a little bee house for indigenous bees and tune into trees and bees more regularly. If you’re feeling more science-ish, you may enjoy this article about a breaking news discovery: Filaments of The Slime Mold Cosmic Web And How They Affect Galaxy Evolution.

*Please see the Daily Mystic alert re this if you haven’t yet.

** Important Tech Note: Over the last month, I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time rooting out artificial intel bots, spiders and crawlers whose intention is to scrape everything I’ve written and use it to ‘train’ their large language models aka conversational chatbots.

If you have any problems accessing the site or your member content, it will be because your Ip address has inadvertently been caught up in this security measure – it’s incredibly easy to fix so please just Contact Us and you will be white-listed.

There will also be a Captcha on the Contact form – which I don’t like doing – but a.i. has also allowed spammers to industrialize their production and milder measures haven’t worked. Even just deleting 1000 spam messages an hour is time-consuming.