Random Astrological Musings

I have a tonne of notes and rando observations that are unlikely to become posts in their own right but which I can’t bring myself to delete. So I’m putting some of them here (unpolished) as an FYI – they’re totally unconnected from one another, but who knows? Maybe there IS a connecting thread? 

*Biodynamic gardening druids say that in the 48 hours leading up the Full Moon there is a distinct and measurable increase in the Earth’s mosture content.

*J.D. Vance has asteroid Gary exactly conjunct his Mars in Scorpio.

*Is Saturn calcium and Jupiter magnesium? Saturn = rigid, fortifying but calcifying/age etc. Bone strengthener. Antagonist to magnesium, which is muscle relaxant, expansive etc – name evokes ‘magnanimous’ – Lodestone, universal attractant.

*A phone company created an “A.I. Granny” named Daisy to ‘waste scammers time & tie up their resources’ by asking daffy questions, being technologically inept and talking about her cat. It’s laudable, it’s innovative and I’m excited to see the follow-up characters: Insidiata who wastes scammers times by talking about Etruscan sleep spells and uploading sentient sigil things to their server and Edwin – the one-time love interest of Daisy the granny, he is now so consumed by rage at well, everything – that he ties up the scammers resources by demanding a ten hour explanation of what a browser cache is, impassioned monologues about the government and talking about his bad back or the poor job some young whippersnapper of a tradie did on his shower tiles.

*Caroline Calloway, one-time influencer and author of Scammer is a quintuple Sagittarius: Sun, Ascendant, Moon, Mars and –  I need to add her to the list from the other day – Mercury Retrograde in Saggo!

Her advice:

“Listen, if you’ve never had any scandals, my advice would be to continue to have none. But if you’ve had one, have as many more as you can. It’s the Kardashian, Trumpian information overload fatigue. There’s a point where people can’t retain enough information to remember every little scandal. Whereas if you have one scandal, people remember, and it defines you.”

*When Aquarian writer Virginia Woolf met the Gemini poet W.B. Yeats, she wrote in her diary: ‘He believes entirely in horoscopes. Will never do business with anyone without having their horoscopes.’

*Quadruple Aquarian Vitalik Buterin – the founder of cryptocoin Eretheum – responding to an interviewer asking he preferred white or dark chocolate:

“Dark chocolate. I usually prefer 90% but I have this long-term dream of eventually trying every integer from 80 to 100 and so far I’ve had, let’s see if I remember it. I’ve had 80, 83, I think 85, 86, 88, 90, 92, 95, 99, and 100. I believe those are the ones that I’ve tried. So there are still about 10 integers that I need to go through at some point.”

*From Rudolf Steiner, the Piscean’s Piscean:

Riddles untold in the widths of space,
Riddles untold in the rounds of time!
Only the wakened spirit can solve them,
Holding its own,
Beyond the confines of Space, beyond the flow of time.

*Javier Milei, the Argentinian President whose brutal budget austerity (his Mars in Virgo) has evidently drastically reduced inflation, is a Libran with Gemini Rising, a Leo Moon and Venus conjunct Neptune in Scorpio. He’s in a new relationship with Yuyito Gonzalez, a Piscean television presenter & Eighties glamor model.

I love what she said when asked about the age-gap between them (she’s 11 years his senior) in the early days of their romance: “I am older, which is part of the extravagance of what this relationship could become if it materializes…”

Melei, who describes himself as “an anarcho-capitalist” famously refused to move into the presidential palace. Instead, “he moved into the suburbs of Buenos Aires with five mastiffs that were genetically engineered to be clones of one of his deceased dogs…”

Thoughts?

Image: Anna, Quel Particolare Piacere