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How Your Ex Will Win You Back

Can you tell from the zodiac sign how your ex will try to win you back? Don’t roll your eyes. People ask this and here, in speed-zaps, are the answers. Why are we even asking this question? Some of you may recall that there is a section on the back end of this site that shows the search queries that bring people here. Every now and then, I check itRead More…

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The Astrology Of Facebook’s New Libra Currency

My first thoughts about the astrology of Facebook’s new Libra currency were vaguely paranoid. I flashed back to an Aquarius teacher I had when I was 10. She had various themes – fluoride in the water eroding the Third Eye was one – but particularly warmed to the perils of a one-world currency. An avowed atheist, she would nonetheless quote the bible when it came to the concept of currency.Read More…

Belle Gibson television appearance

The Belle Gibson Astrology Is Unsurprisingly Weird

The Belle Gibson astrology is unsurprisingly weird. For those of you who don’t know her, think “Australian Anna Delvey.”  The two are strikingly similar. Both are smart, charismatic and aspirational.  They’re also both complete bullshit artists. Anna Delvey lied about being the daughter of a billionaire, Belle Gibson about being a brain cancer survivor who’d cured the condition through alternative medicine. In the case of Anna Delvey, she wove herRead More…

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How To Maximize The New Site Features

The new features on the site are turning it into more of an Astrology hub. You can store and access your reports and Mp3s on your member dashboard and more! Read on for info on how to maximize all the new options. This is an update on the new features and some responses to a few FAQ. * The Mystic Dashboard has been jazzed up – check out funky icons!Read More…

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When You’re Embodying Your Birth Chart Brilliantly

Some people embody their birth chart brilliantly. The runner in the picture above is Paula Radcliffe, the fastest female marathoner of all time. She’s Sagittarius and in a darkly hilarious Saggo moment, made it into one of the ‘top ten most memorable live television moments’ by stopping to relieve herself mid-race. “Basically, I needed to go,” she said. But more seriously, she took up running to help with childhood illRead More…

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The Full Moon June 2019 Hyper Flux

You can best understand the Full Moon June 2019 scenario in the context of the ongoing Hyper-Flux. That is the Mutable square of Jupiter + Neptune. It is a psychoactive stimulant in its own right. It’s like when the surrealist Salvador Dali was asked if he did drugs, and he said: “I am drugs.” Jupiter squares Neptune all year, accentuating the escapist, transcendent desires of Sagittarius and Pisces. Each planetRead More…

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