I dreamed i was Melania Trump’s astrologer. It must have been 2018 because Uranus was in Taurus and crossing Melania’s Sun, Saturn, Mercury and Venus in Taurus. Nobody could believe the extent to which she came out because the Muggle [ Read more…]
Dear Mystic, I could use some astro advice, if you have any time to spare (ha). Really long story short- my Libra brother is dating a Qi Vamp. A professional Qi Vamp. She is a miserable human. I could write [ Read more…]
“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on. In fact, things will even be worse the next time you open your eyes…Keep your eyes wide open. Only [ Read more…]
T.F.W. you realize that not only would you basically not recognize/relate to the person you were before your Pluto/Uranus transit, you probably would not even like him/her. Images: Mario Sorrenti and The Diabolical Dr Z
As a general rule, if you’re skittish and breezing about the place wondering what the hell transit is this (?) – it’s Uranus. I am reflecting on this as i have been – yes – skittish – and yes, wondering [ Read more…]
Dear Mystic, You’ve hinted that the coming Easter eclipse will be MORE amped up that the last … a real MFSB. I shudder at the prospect. What the fuq should I expect? At BEST there was a lot of tiredness [ Read more…]
So i had an email from a person named “Dave” who was interested in knowing more about his chart and the astrological influences affecting him. “Don’t expect me to subscribe,” he wrote, “i don’t pay for content, the internet should [ Read more…]
So i just got a snippy email from someone saying (basically) that you can’t just say one sentence to describe each Sun Sign. I don’t think this person had actually read the site lol. Anyway, i was like snorting my [ Read more…]
