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When All The Elements Are Accentuated

Just as people generally become more supernatural with age, they resort to their baseline elemental personae during times of transition A.K.A. 2020. Being bothered enough to try and embody or honor all the elements is a luxury. I have a theory that the sector of the house (North, East, West, South) where you tend to leave things for later corresponds to the element (Fire, Air, Earth, Water) that you areRead More…

Tackiness As A Life Force Tonic

Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, there is something bizarrely reassuring about the inexhaustible media montage of the Tabloid Geishas. Big vibing garish people, (not mentioning any particular zodiac signs here, of course) often have fantasticRead More…

Social Distancing With The Zodiac

All the smart people are social distancing before they’re being ordered to, says The Atlantic. That’s because it’s an effective plague deterrent and well, to many people it’s a thrill. Nobody wants to say that as it’s crashingly insensitive to people whose job demands face-to-face contact or to those who count seclusion from society as a stress event. But the situation – scary as it is – is secretly delightingRead More…

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The Mars In Virgo 2019 Mothership

If you’re reading your Horoscopes, you’ll know that Mars in Virgo 2019 (until early October) is a huge deal. While the Action Planet visits Virgo every two years, it’s rarely pumped up by so much Earth element, let alone power players Saturn and Pluto. Everyone feels the buzz of it. Potential expressions include productivity gains, hyper-analytical genius, conscious eating, diagnostic accuracy, compulsive cleaning, and details frenzy. It’s epic for writingRead More…

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Dennis Rodman Is Doing His Taurus

  Dennis Rodman is just doing his Taurus. This story is very Now, and it makes absolute sense. The retired pro basketball player turned aspirant diplomat is a Taurus. Of course, he’s running around trying to steal giant crystals. And amethyst is, as outlined here, kind of special. It’s obviously absurd and, this Earth Era needs metal, not more rocks. But still, there is something SO Taurus about this Dennis RodmanRead More…

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Weird New Earth Era Rules To Understand ASAP

Uranus in Taurus and Pluto in Capricorn is the new Earth Era.  Also, until 2021, Saturn and then Jupiter will also be in Capricorn. Even once Saturn and Jupiter move on, we’re left with power-players Uranus + Pluto both in Earth signs, a la the Sixties, when they were conjunct in Virgo. They’re in harmony and supported by Neptune, so this is not like the non-stop cathartic edge of theRead More…

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