Weekly Horoscopes from December 10
SAGITTARIUS
While there are times when your budget and spending estimates can seem like a hallucinogenic trip, this week’s rad revenue impetus is legit. Venus arrives in your $$$ sector this weekend, rendering your charm and craft ultra-potent. That segues into a snappy Sun-Saturn sextile from Mon to Weds – ideal for negotiations or accounting sans angst. Thurs-Fri Alert: Flaky family members.
CAPRICORN
Mars Retro can turn standard tasks into existential power struggles but at least they’re informative. You, unlike many, pick up on the pertinent intel beneath byzantine methodology or inexplicable enmity. Mid-week’s Mercury-Node alignment is a future teaser: it’s not only fab for taking a read of the trends, it repeats over Jan 12 to 24. Definitive clarity enhances Sea-Goaty strategic nous.
AQUARIUS
Venus arrives in your Soul Sector, the set-up for a clandestine crush or covert creative mission climaxing in early January. The next three weeks also unearth previously unrealized relationship factors from the last decade or more. You’ve probably already wiped your memory banks but enjoy the electrifying deja-vu. It’s all part of the psych-up for Pluto in Aquarius AKA your new power base.
PISCES
Piscean intuition is infallible and you know it. It only errs when you merge it with lust or opt for futile and counterproductive ‘normality signalling’ instead. Remember this on December 14 to 16: the restless Sun-Neptune square could provoke a frenetic search for an answer you know already. Take care of biz on Mon-Tues, as Time God Saturn streamlines the most sluggish obligatory crud.
ARIES
Contradictory career info could spur you into a classic Ramzilla maneuver: speeding up to get past the obstacle or demanding instant clarity. Neither is optimal: Mars is Retro and Mercury is in the shadowzone of a Retrograde in your reputation zone. Any overt action or statement will weird out and linger unpleasantly. Generate fresh options via tactical stillness – it’s not a retreat!
TAURUS
Lilith opposite Pluto brings info that could topple the prevailing wisdom in an industry, profession, relationship or your scene. Fresh from nearly two years of non-stop haggling with dinosaurs and unmasking skeevy machinations, you’re probably not in the mood to play whistleblower. But you could use your ideas or this intel to leverage into a more spacious, self-actualizing paradigm in Jan.
GEMINI
As Mercury, the Gemini ruling planet, graces your solar 8th house until mid-Feb, other people’s data, secrets and even their opinions should have a hazmat warning. Suspend your standard transmission style and opt for a more taciturn approach, like a cold-showered, intermittently fasted Capricorn. A more glacial demeanor will also serve to repel Chaos Addict admirers and dull anecdotes.
CANCER (KATAKA)
Love-wise, the next three weeks are an eerie parallel with December 2009 as you gather additional oomph for some form of relationship coup. You can also apply this to anything Venusian – creativity, your aesthetic and diplomacy. The rebel aspect is that you’re re-asserting your autonomy over stuffy or irrelevant standards. December 14/15 provides a valuable clue to other people’s intention.
LEO
Mars remains Retrograde until mid-January so let wayward love interests or weirdly slack friendships roam free. Your detachment will intrigue more than the most eloquent message and spontaneous social synchronicity is about to be ultra-rewarding. Pluto is lining up to become the number one Leo love life influencer AKA passion and transformation. Why bother with ‘piffling’?
VIRGO
Sorceress Circe in your home sector from December 17 until March is a sex, style, scent and abundance stimulus. Whether you want to power-nest, dabble in house-witchery or pull off a contemporary real estate miracle, this influence is onside. So if a domestic irritant or pesky poltergeist pops up during the Neptunian weirding from Weds to Friday, it’s tedious but transient.
LIBRA
Rebel Lilith opposite underworldly Pluto power-trips everything, flushing out aspirant Machiavellis and amateur players. Your self-composure and symmetry mean people often forget just how genius you are at politics. Not only that, the impending arrival of Pluto in Air Aquarius is already enhancing analysis and perception. You’re an emerging super-power – notice mid-week info-drops.
SCORPIO
People expect mystique from Scorpios – they can even be perturbed when you’re direct. But with Mercury Retro in your communications sector over the New Year phase, delineate everything ASAP. It’s also practically a guarantee that people from your past will zap back in or pop up provocatively in dialogue. If they’re supposed to be significant again, you won’t know until late January.
God Bless your cotton socks Mystic !
Pisces Rising
Remember this on December 14 to 16: the restless Sun-Neptune square could provoke a frenetic search for an answer you know already.
You have no idea how helpful this is? Or maybe you do.
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Mmmmm maybe this Gemini should buy a Hazmat suit? Lol?
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absolutely spot on ⚡️🦂
Synchronity signaling that I really DO NEED to read Proust (Leo post). Synchronistic omens have been weird lately. I looked up lyrics of a song in someone else’s dream – Girl from Ipanema – and today I went to a David Lynch photo exhibit and misread scribblings on a photo, mistaking them with the song lyrics. Dreams, songs, surrealistic art and Freudian slips? Smells like Neptune & Pluto & Mercury?