Triple Leo Toilet Selfie

A toilet selfie with punk regrowth says, “Triple Leo having just had her 2nd Saturn Return.”

It’s not her actual regrowth, of course, it’s a clever contrivance. The blonde hair with dark roots transmit carelessness, as well as an Eighties air yet her actual roots would be silver and rarely – if ever- spotted.

With her Leo Sun conjunct Witch-Queen Hecate at birth, however, she could hex herself up to Full Witch Status.  Real hair roots emerging like wild plants, hag-power, broomsticks, coven, and all.

As Madonna enters into her Priestess years, she could perform a neat circle back reference to her early days of sticking it to the Catholic Church. How?  By forming her church.  It would not be an astrological recommendation I would give to everyone.  But if you’re a Triple Leo with significant money/resources and a following? It could work.

Madonna Is A Sun Conjunct Hekate Woman

Madonna was born with her Sun exact conjunct Hekate – the Queen of Witches.  Sun-Hecate people are natural sorcerers. They pick up on frequencies from other realms. They’re clairaudient or prone to casual prophecy the way most people discuss the weather. They perceive practically everything through a psychic prism. Their spiritual calling is strong but is not to the churches of men.

Iconoclastic at heart, their chapel is the wilderness. Or, if more urban by nature, electric-neon-diesel-scented Pagan-vibe creative-dance-art scenes. You can run on the adrenaline and pure artistic oomph of a Triple Leo set-up (Sun, Venus, Uranus) for a long time.  A long time being, in the case of Madonna, two cycles of Saturn.

To Do: Morph Into A Menopausal Cat Witch?

But as you become chronologically older, the Hecate energy seems to come more to the fore, perhaps with a hearty cackle. I have always revered Madonna, even though her music and I parted company a while ago.  She’s a lightning rod for ageism and sexism, but if Mick Jagger can impregnate ballerinas a millennium younger than he is or perform esoteric hip-opening exercises whilst having trillion-dollar telomere injections into his perky Leo bum, why can’t Madonna flash hers and date who she wants?

However, it’s weird how the tabloids and other media still present her every outing in fishnet stockings, etc., as “shocking.” For Madonna, a bondage-inspired corsetry foofoo thing with platform-heeled pope-repeller boots is the equivalent of normcore. Or when you assess the grease stain on your track pants as being subtle enough for you to scoot up to the convenience store in them.

To genuinely shock the punters, Madonna could morph into more of a menopausal cat-witch: cultivating nettles and haring off on unusual but absorbing research benders, still lithe but with a distinct scent of mugwort.

An FYI – Hecate has an Italian Sorceress counterpart – her name is Aradia.

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Ang

Except that she’s not a triple leo. Sun and rising in Virgo

Geminid

Astrotheme gives Moon Mercury and Ascendant in Virgo

Ewa Katsiki

i have mercury mars and my sun conj hecate in my 5th house-leo
i believe my sun7 asc trine neptune and saturn plus pluto plus southnode in scorpio 7th house kinda fuck this whole game up for me though. thoughts?

Gemricorn

Good Lord I have Hecate conjunct my Descendant. …. Look out boyfriends hahaha.

Gemricorn

and this is weird… I always thought i had no saturn aspects with my boyfriend but his Hecate is conjunct my natal saturn. MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

davidl

Conj descendant ? Jeez how low can you go 🙂
That’s cusp of 7th house. Maybe you have relationships with Hecate types ?
The boyfriends Hecate on your Saturn sounds good to me. A witch queen is a good balance to Saturn.

MutatisMutandis

I was really hoping for Hecate to be in the rest of my witch power zone (Sun-Lillith-Pluto-Moon in 8H Via Combusta) but sadly she’s a little too far away at the end of my 7H in Virgo, square Neptune (which sextiles the Witch Stellium).

How can I honor Hecate in my home? Maybe a new pair of torch-like lights on my fireplace mantle or cleaning off the entry and planting some magic herbs by the door?

A'NLEIFR

How do we find where this placement is in our chart?

davidl

Go to the horoscopes > extended charts > natal chart tab on Astro.com and scroll down to the additional asteroids field. Put in 100 and then show chart. Hecate will now be in the list. Mines in Virgo with Pluto 3rd house.

A'NLEIFR

Thank you David.

A'NLEIFR

Looks like mine is in Gemini, 4th house.

Leo-Scorp Grrrl

My Sun, Venus, Mercury, Mars and Midhaven in Leo is a disturbed by a toilet selfie. The photo is stylized and about as good as a toilet selfie could be but… a toilet? The distaste I feel must be from my Scorp rising and Cap moon. Those aspects are so strong in me no one thinks I’m a Leo. I admit I’m happier when I focus on self love (and strangely more emotionally available to others when I do) but a TOILET pic?? Not for me.

I admit she works it. Madonna has been a master of publicity.

emg

But. You have to admire the marble floor and walls, it’s a pristine piss !

Leo-Scorp Grrrl

Yes, it’s as lovely as it can be!

Pandora

Hey L-S Grrl, Me too. I only have Mars and NN in Leo, plus Venus-Neptune on Scorp rising, and not a Capricorn planet to my name (thank fug). Mind you, natal Saturn in Aqua opp Leo Mars square my Scorp lot may well function as an, er, anal Cappy style brake on tasteless exhibitionism. Or maybe its just that Madonna was the Pluto in Leo generation – air your crap in public as art – and I am of the Uranus.Virgo in Pluto opp Chiron in Pisces Gen. Don’t think I have ever taken a selfie – full stop. Madonna,… Read more »

Pandora

trouble, in some ham-straight-to-vid version of the classic.

scorpiodawn

stevie nicks on the other hand…

SheRat

Hey! Stevie paved the way for Madonna.

SheRat

Also, that is not Madonna. Look at the biceps and other muscle definition. Madonna is *cut.* That chick is just nubile.

scorpiodawn

she doesnt come across as witchy to me…shes too…i dunno…money money ambition lah…not that thats a bad thing….its just not….witchy

Skarab

I’ve mistrusted her witchy savvy ever since she said in some interview that Cancer was a weak sign, lol.
Not that i’m holding a royal grudge, mind.
(@crab sun/leo moon)

Skarab

Chaos. I started to explain but my mind almost exploded. I think it’s this Jupiter Return (in my 1st) and Uranus dropping bombs on my DC for freaking {{{EVER}}}….& NN on my 10th H Uranus too. Also caught up in the socio-political chaos happening where i live…. can’t even…
What basically didn’t happen in 12 (wilderness) yrs for me has happened in 3 months. There is nothing certain but uncertainty … and a whopping great flu right now. This site is like chicken soup.

Goldy Hawnbag

Wow it takes some real commitment to make fake regrowth. But I get it – the blondes have an easier transition – plus she’s Madonna so she can do what she wants. I love that she’s still powering on, and I have a secret hope that one day she will release a single featuring herself as the Pope, and tear that institution apart brick by musical brick. I want a clip of her straddling the Pope-mobile, while a thousand alter-boys throw their robes off and start an erotic riot in the streets of Rome.
I can dream.

emg

I need tickets to this show.

Goldy Hawnbag

Madonna better get cracking.

dark star

Lol even Madonna even the triple Leo factor I can’t believe a Virgo rising took this…admiring the fuq it vibes though

Sam

triple Leo trumps virgo rising – virgo rising would maybe finesse the Leo but not hamper. A very controlled experience – media managed experience? of all the leo. Like having your own built-in PR Boss. the 3 virgo risings I know are very deliberate in their conduct. One’s a sadge (with a lot of scorp), one’s a scorp (triple virgo and rising), one’s a toro, 8th house sun. actually wow. maybe virgo rising stops these 3 friends from going all courtney love on the world (have no prob with c. love ftr)

anyway
random ramblings

emg

Oh oh mystic ! Pi has a brilliant idea. Can we play trumps with our charts ? Please please.
I’ll see your Pisces moon and raise you a Neptune in Scorpio

dark star

Hahaha yes your own inner pr agent Madonna has been blessed with that! I guess it makes sense! My oldest friend is a Virgo rising Leo Aries moon (lol) and though she is a devout Catholic she has a lot of fire shall we say. I wish she would embrace the inner Madonna 🙂

Beholdtheworld

Ha! Agreed but I just love this witchypoo, maybe it’s because my saturn’s in leo. And I thought she’d already formed her church – kabbalah for masses?

emg

Surely that should read ‘Saturn in you Crap’ ?

emg

Yup that’s a placement

emg

‘‘Twas something blah blah.

MissDee

So considering Hecate like “lady pluto” means she has similar qualities?
She is in my 8th house so I am my own savior on the psychological matters?

I am already a Plutonian in my BC so what does that make me?
A double Plutonian? 😀

Chrysalis

Oh jeeeez my Hecate is conjunct my Gary.
You know how I love a Gary reference, but not this time. I wanted my Hecate to be somewhere cool in my chart like conj my Leo rising or my Cap goddess lineup. Not sitting on the bonnet of the P76 of my chart.

Sam

nooooo not a P76. I always picture Gary as the proud owner-restorer of one of these <3 https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-20/the-new-dodge-challenger-is-fine-but-the-classic-still-reigns-as-king

Sam

ah, you and your “has to have brakes”, “has to be able to steer” … “must not spontaneously burst into flames” or whatever….
where’s your sense of adventure??

Sam

your Hecate = tattooed roller-derby Queen? What she says goes. She won the Paris to Dakar in that ^^^car eight years ago. There’s no machine on earth that she can’t magic back into action.

Chrysalis

That car is very cool Pi. It looks a bit like a 70’s Torana for which I have a bit of a weakness x

Skarab

Hey Chris! I felt a calling (Mercury’s on my Gary right now).
Babe, just EMBRACE this. This is the perfect balance to all that Leo & Cap dignity you have already. Come the apocalypse (or walking home alone at night) what you need are friends in low places, and what better companion for Hecate than Gaz giving you Mad Max super-powers to cruise through any boganscape with ease. X

Chrysalis

Hahahaha this is a wonderful perspective thank you xx

Chrysalis

That’s so funny. I love car anecdotes. My dad used to say anyone who had a Jaguar had to be rich enough to afford two because one would always be in the shop.

Pi

Would join it too. Depending on how much worship She required. Am happily disavowed from most cult-of-personality floof wherever. Had a Madonna Epiphany a few years ago during my Bachelor* of Leo study years hence conversion to her policy of Extreme Self Value – to someone like me, that basically nudges me up from ‘black hole self-negating’ to ‘person who actually likes herself and wants to show that’ . (ongoing, as some may have noticed) *(not actual bachelor as in single man. Bachelor as in higher education. Hey why is it called a bachelor’s degree anyway?? never mind.. i’ll google… Read more »

bird

Mystic, how do I find out where Hecate is in my chart? I can’t find it on the Astrodienst Asteroid List.

baristagem

I think it’s 100

bird

Cool, thanks baristagem.

LotusFlower

100 is Hekate – are we going with that? Mine’s in Leo, 8th house: ooo dramatic deep temple pool witchings!

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