Virgo women

Real Housewives Zodiac Signs Surprise

The Real Housewives Zodiac signs? There is a higher than the statistical amount of Virgos. Does this explain their willingness to dispute microaggressions? Alright, i admit it. I started out thinking The Real Housewives Of Beverley Hills was some sort of a cultural apocalypse. Real Housewives Zodiac Signs Are Predominantly Virgo And Then Capricorn Then i started out watching it ironically. Now i am hooked and think it is aRead More…

What If You ARE The Energy Vampire?

So many people have problems dealing with energy vampires, but what if you ARE the energy vampire? Mystic advises a Double Virgo who fears she IS one. Dear Mystic, It seems that I am one of the people not responding well to the intensity of the stars lately. I’m a double Virgo: Sun and Rising, which seems to make it worse. I’m co-engineering a big project with a Cancerian mentor,Read More…

Beyonce in leopard skin print skirt with side slits. It illustrates how her look is archetypal Leo Rising

Beyonce Has Mars In Leo Rising

Yes, yes we KNOW Beyonce is a Virgo and all but let’s face it – she works her Leo Rising. Sorry, MARS in LEO rising. She works it so perfectly and with such flair that I think she figured out or got advice that she was Leo Rising and that looking it would rev her Mars energy.  Looking like your Ascendant is a genius styling tip. So you get fashionRead More…

The Unbearable Modesty Of Virgoans

Virgo peeps are genuinely modest, it’s true. Yes, we can jest about their propensity for power-guilting, corrective nagging and how their throat tightens right before they say “May I point out…” or delicately interrupt you mid-rant to point out that it’s “was” not “were” or that you’ve got a dab of pesto on your t-shirt. But Virgoans are thrillingly modest. And it’s for real. Not like when a Leo orRead More…

Sophia Loren’s Virgo Witch Advice

Sophia Loren’s Virgo witch advice is very straightforward, as befitting a triple Virgo with Capricorn Rising and the Moon in objective Aquarius.   “I am a Neapolitan witch,” she said. Her powers of ESP once stopped her from taking a Brussels bound plane that crashed and killed everyone aborad, Miss Loren said. She also says she doesn’t like to be caught not wearing something red – even if it’s “underneath,Read More…

Eighties Shampoo ad Rachel Hunter

Rewitched

I always liked Rachel and now i know why.  She just graduated as a witch! Model, Mrs Rod Stewart, Pantene Girl, Mother, Cougar, Witch…this seems like a very modern,  career trajectory, don’t you think? She is Virgo (Sun-Pluto) with a gloriously Pantene Moon-Venus in Leo + Crab Rising (does not go clubbing, proud mothering, known for excellent boobage) AND this is not to be catty but Venus square Saturn inRead More…

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