The Uranian Meditation Technique

The Uranian Meditation technique works particularly well in weird conditions like this. I know the old Vedic formulas are trendy at the moment but this is Space Weather: geomagnetic fuqery, high solar winds, and electrical strangeness. Animals, winds, and the ancestral part of you pick up on it via a level of the psyche that humans don’t use or talk about much. Now, the meditation may not seem like a …

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Love In The Time Of Coronavirus

Covid-19 Astrology? I blame all this on Saturn, I really do. And okay, Pluto. I knew that whatever kicked up in Dec/Jan would be disruptive as fuq and propel us into the future. I exhausted the word ‘catharsis’ and made sweeping suggestions about canceling globalism, flying, and factory farming. They irritated some people but I have Mercury in Aries so all my suggestions can sweep. But I was secretly hoping …

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The Aquarius Moon Algorithm

The Aquarius Moon algorithm is incomprehensible, but god, it works well. In an age like this, with little Air element, it can feel transcendental. Of course, when we have Pluto in Aquarius and Uranus in Gemini next decade, we’ll be looking at the Earth sign moons for lunar sanctuary. But with Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto are all in Earth signs. There is also a stellium in Virgo. The Moon in …

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When You’re Embodying Your Birth Chart Brilliantly

Some people embody their birth chart brilliantly. The runner in the picture above is Paula Radcliffe, the fastest female marathoner of all time. She’s Sagittarius and in a darkly hilarious Saggo moment, made it into one of the ‘top ten most memorable live television moments’ by stopping to relieve herself mid-race. “Basically, I needed to go,” she said. But more seriously, she took up running to help with childhood ill …

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Chaos Tripping With Uranus Changing Sign

Uranus signs are generational rather than personal as the rad planet stays a constellation for seven years all up. But Uranus changing signs is chaotic.  It’s Chaos Tripping. Any machine that can turn screw seems to be doing it. It’s as if High Vibe, whacked-out Shaman-From-The-Future energy has just paired straight into the machinery of everything. Except for the government. Uranus changing signs operates like a gigantic and more strange …

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Time Witch – Saturn Time Versus Uranus Time

Saturn opposite Uranus makes you highly aware of Saturn Time versus Uranus Time aka Newton Time versus Einstein Time. Yes, it’s physics! Many of you will be aware of the difference between the so-called Newtonian Time and Einstein Time. Watch this quick clip for an excellent explanation or just take my Mercury-in-Aries parsed version.  Both men were obviously genius physicists, separated by centuries. Isaac Newton was a Saturnine Capricorn and …

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