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Tackiness As A Life Force Tonic

Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, there is something bizarrely reassuring about the inexhaustible media montage of the Tabloid Geishas. Big vibing garish people, (not mentioning any particular zodiac signs here, of course) often have fantastic …

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Karma Secrets Of The Tabloid Geishas

Nobody can accuse the Saturn/Pluto conjunction of slacking off. Of course, it’s in Capricorn, so exceeding expectations is part of the deal. I have done dozens of posts on this thing, and this recent take is the most somber. I would leave it there but people are apparently interested in the Duke and Duchess of Sussex – more specifically, is this a Saturn and Pluto linked event? Yes, in that …

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Triple Goddess Astronauts

Asteroids In Astrology Are Like Homeopathy

Asteroids in Astrology are like homeopathy. They fluctuate in and out of fashion. When applied to a natal chart they can seem whimsical or downright irrational. Compared to the heft of a Jupiter Opposition or Lunar Eclipse, an asteroid is as diluted as a homeopathic remedy. The worst they can do is not work. But when they do resonate, it’s with uncanny magic. Logically, they shouldn’t mean anything but the …

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Original Vampirella in black one piece swim suit at beach with umbrella. Fifties Goth girl pin-up.

What Is A Lower Neptunian?

I am re-posting this from a few years ago because it’s super-relevant now, with Jupiter square Neptune. These people are everywhere. What is a Lower Neptunian? They’re people with a strong 12th House, Neptune or Piscean influence who are misusing their magical charm and intuition. They’re grifters, Chaos Addicts, Future Fakers, Grifters, and Energy Vampires. And they are fantasy agents, dealing in desires and phantom fulfilments; buy dreams now – …

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Saturn, Pluto And Jeffrey Epstein

The Jeffrey Epstein astrology is fascinating. Having dealt with a low-rent version to him, I get vicarious redemption just watching this unfold. The victims are getting their day in court, and the communal reinforcement they deserve. It’s such a robust sync with the Saturn Pluto conjunction and Pluto square Eris. Saturn in Capricorn is already full-strength, as it is the sign he rules. Aligned with Pluto, he’s the Karma Cop. …

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Leo Sun Scorpio Moon Pentagram Ritual

When You’re Leo Sun Scorpio Moon

When you’re Leo Sun Scorpio Moon, even your secrets are styled. Not that anyone believes you have anything to hide. But you do: lurid tabloid geisha secrets at that. And it’s not even that you protect them. It’s just that most people are too plebeian to ask. Your secrets are like the “aha” moments in detective movies when everyone realizes the jewel was in the statue’s eye the whole time. …

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