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The Seventies Vampirella Zodiac

Seventies Astrology Art like this launched the “You must be a Scorpio?” trend. It took Astrology from the Hippy Shop’s fusty confines into the swingers circuit and suburban cheese fondu belt. Speculating on Geminis ‘going both ways‘ was acceptable repartee, and someone made a fortune selling Zodiac Sex Positions Iron-On patches. The images shown here are by the second-top Vampirella artist – Esteban Maroto, a Spanish Piscean. I can only putRead More…

Did Saturn In Capricorn Eradicate The Love Zombie Virus?

Did Saturn in Capricorn eradicate the Love Zombie virus? As in everyone who would have been at risk is now far too sensible or careworn to even consider a ridiculous crush on someone unavailable/deranged?  Possibly. But maybe it comes back like crazy once Saturn vacates Capricorn? Neptune – the prime astro-culprit in many an L.Z. syndrome – is already potent in Pisces. Maximalist Jupiter enters Pisces in 2022, amplifying NeptunianRead More…

Luis Bunuel – The Epitome Of Pisces

Luis Bunuel, the Surrealist film-maker, was the epitome of Pisces. With the Sun and Mercury in that sign, he also had Neptune Rising in Gemini, the ultimate in cinematic consciousness. So aside from being a double Pisces, his ruling planet was in mutual reception with Neptune, amplifying the effect like subterranean sonic waves. Bunuel was also 70% Mutable – most of his astro was in Pisces, Gemini, and Sagittarius. OfRead More…

Tackiness As A Life Force Tonic

Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, there is something bizarrely reassuring about the inexhaustible media montage of the Tabloid Geishas. Big vibing garish people, (not mentioning any particular zodiac signs here, of course) often have fantasticRead More…

Am I A Cancerian By Mistake?

Is it possible to be born under the wrong Sun Sign? Could fate intend you to be a particular sign but then something goes awry? Dear Mystic, For as long as I can remember, I’ve had a feeling that something’s up with my sun sign. I’m a Cancer, raised by a Cancer mother, had the same birthday as my uncle (her brother), and some Crab friends around as well. IRead More…

Original Vampirella in black one piece swim suit at beach with umbrella. Fifties Goth girl pin-up.

What Is A Lower Neptunian?

I am re-posting this from a few years ago because it’s super-relevant now, with Jupiter square Neptune. These people are everywhere. What is a Lower Neptunian? They’re people with a strong 12th House, Neptune or Piscean influence who are misusing their magical charm and intuition. They’re grifters, Chaos Addicts, Future Fakers, Grifters, and Energy Vampires. And they are fantasy agents, dealing in desires and phantom fulfilments; buy dreams now –Read More…

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