The Leo Cow Whisperer

Filed in ASTROLOGY

This all came about via a Chiron Sun transit. Allow me to introduce my new rescue cow Fehu (an actual Taurus) with his minder Hedley, a Leo Jiu-Jitsu practicing, tech whiz animal advocate. Why, you may ask, does my cow [ Read more…]

I Dated A Dark Sun Leo

Leos without a proper creative channel or stage of their own can become Dark Sun Leos, narcissistic nutters with an insatiable appetite for ego gratification. They come on super-charming, attentive and cultured but cannot sustain it. So, they manufacture a [ Read more…]

Nolan Funk Versace

Living La Vida Leo

Filed in LEO

Nolan Funk is totally living the Leo dream.  He actually got a “Leo award” lol.  But seriously he has all the requirements: * Epic hair. * A supremely droppable cool name. * Performance-wise, he is not so much as a [ Read more…]