Warren Beattie hot in handcuffs

Criminally Aries

Filed in Sun Signs

Bonnie & Clyde …Police in Chatham-Kent, Ontairo., announced Wednesday that, of 1,986 people arrested so far this year, 203 were Aries, whereas just 139 were Sagittarius. It is the first time the municipality has ranked its crimes by Zodiac sign. [ Read more…]

Diana Ross in showgirl mode

Upstaging For Leisure

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I’m back!  So, who knew that when doctors say things like ‘don’t exercise with so many stitches in your shoulder’ they’re not just being anal? They have, like, reasons and all.  But my obviously truculent Mars-Pluto-Uranus conjunction (in the 8th!) [ Read more…]