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Symptoms Of Withdrawal

Grand Trines Can Get You Laid?

According to Christopher Kennedy Lawson, having a Grand Trine in your birth chart radically amplifies your charisma and opportunities for sex. Okay so I don’t usually read Kennedy memoirs, but Symptoms of Withdrawal is fantastic, hilariously written & insightful. The author grew up in this glamorous pisshead world where his father was a Rat Pack Hollywood idol of a specific era, and his mother the sister of Jack Kennedy, who was …

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Tranquilize Your Sharks Before A Stunt

So i look at this picture and see an olden days Aries dude, with possibly a prominent Asteroid Gary. But seriously, Mars + Uranus are also omnipotent in the charts of stunt people. The ones who score cult status have Neptune in there as well. eg; Felix Baumgartner, Harry Houdini, David Blaine  – all Aries – and Libran Evil Knievel. He LOOKS Libran. He had Aqua Rising and the requisite …

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Aries Personality Traits In Quiz Form!

Confused about Aries personality traits? Or wondering if you are really an Aries? Take this simple quiz designed to test your level of Aries qualities. 1) Your company requires you to attend a wilderness retreat involving a five-day horse trek across mountains. You have barely ever ridden a horse. You  (a) Decline. Your corporate performance is beyond reproach. You don’t need to take part in an endeavor so irrelevant to …

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Aries In Relationships Have This Weird Glitch

Aries in relationships have this weird glitch. They can end up in trouble because they don’t need support. Or so they say. Instead, they stress their superior self-reliance skills and demand a juiced up version of respect. But sycophancy will suffice. They can be so invested into their self-image of invulnerability that they end up isolated. And then, even the most loving and loyal Aries ends up bereft because they …

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Aries Sun Cancer Moon Says No To Neurosis

The Aries Sun Cancer Moon combination creates cognitive dissonance. Aries Sun wants a momentum play. Cancer Moon wants to talk about the emotional reality. Aries Sun feels fantastic by doing. Why? Because Aries is as Aries does. If in doubt, Aries accelerates. Cancer is more strategic and too perceptive to rely overly on a ‘just charge at the obstacle‘ approach. But they’re both Cardinal signs. AKA big-time ‘boss’ energy. So …

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Aphrodisiac Shamanic Tea & An Aries Dude

Hands up who is feeling the Jupiter-Neptune nonsense (Jupiter in Gemini square Neptune in Pisces till July) as a surreal little buzz beneath the roar of the Zap Zone? I SO am. Just now i went to fix myself a Green Tea – totally sensible, right? And then i thought ‘omg i have Damiana…and some loose leaves of Mugwort’  So i made myself a blend of what is basically Aphrodisiac …

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