If only the top of the bed were made properly, this would be the perfect pornography for Virgos. But who would have to be in that bed to stop the Virgo whirring dervish-like around the room, Spray & Wipe in [ Read more…]
Is this how Virgoans view the task of sorting out their drawers? It’s a scary thought but perfectly plausible. Now the Zap Zone is dying down and the Sun segues into Virgo, making a beneficial trine to Pluto and heading [ Read more…]
No, Virgoan composure is no mere myth. Virgo Greta Garbo, above, is most likely not leaning away from the lion due to fear, but because she has noticed his mane could do with a wash. She’s worried about jungle lion [ Read more…]
Go read this New York Times article if you want impetus to take the week off work and just Virgo OUT.
Yes, c’est true! There is a Virgo Vibrator and I know so because i have received a complaint about it! “…Hi gorgeous, Oh my lord: NO! Aqua green?! Pendulous breasts?! Are you kidding me? It should be smooth, sleek platinum, [ Read more…]
Yes. Never mind Saturn being up their bum, contemplating the perfection of this Virgoan Laundry Room should distract Virgos for a bit. Surely. Okay, so a multiple conjunct Virgo might be concerned about the grouting between the tiles and that [ Read more…]
Forget figuring out how Plutonic you are. We are ALL Plutonian at the moment. Thank YOU Full Moon in Scorpio building, Chiron sextile Pluto et al. I’m more interested in conjuring up a Virgo Test. What sort of multiple choice [ Read more…]
Imagine how weird and yet cool it would be to have your late teens turned into a movie…Joan Jett is played by Kristen Stewart in The Runaways, also starring Dakota Fanning…it looks so beautifully styled, all L.A. Glam Rock-Seventies Hair [ Read more…]