VIRGO

Every Virgo comes equipped with a super-power called Virgo Vision. The only disadvantage is that they cannot turn it off. They’re always on auto-scan for nuance and detail to feed into their vast Pattern Recognition Matrix. From Mary Shelley’s ahead-of-her-time genius to the confessions of a particularly observant Virgo Pilates Instructor, upgrade your Virgo knowledge base.

The Sun Conjunct Mercury In Virgo

The 16th Century artist Lavinia Fontana is a fantastic example of the Sun conjunct Mercury in Virgo. Her career was a litany of ‘firsts.’ She was the first professional female artist, the first woman to paint nudes and the first to have a house-husband.  She had “unusually warm” relationships with her female clients, which is probably Renaissance-speak for gay. Nonetheless, Lavinia had 11 children and was one of the most prolific …

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The Anti-Virgo

Cat Marnell Astrology Notes. She is a Virgo beauty columnist, keen drug user, and millennial Hunter S Thompson, if he were in women’s magazines. She is is the media anti-thesis to all the green smoothie chugging insta-It-girls at ease in the lotus position and with influencer contracts/hedge fund hubbies. If you don’t know her, she was the offbeat beauty columnist for XOJane and then wrote a ‘drugs column’ for Vice …

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How Virgo Women Show That They Like You

As anyone with their own website knows, you have access to analytics that reveal web traffic, page views and the searches people make that lead them to your site. So usually, in the case of this site, they are fairly standard: “horoscopes” or “Gemini 2017” or, you know, something like that. Then a search term the other day caught my eye: How Virgo Women Show That They Like You.   I …

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Leonard Cohen – Neptunian

“In a letter to his publisher, he said that he was out to reach “inner-directed adolescents, lovers in all degrees of anguish, disappointed Platonists, pornography-peepers, hair-handed monks and Popists.”   New Yorker I actually don’t like using “r.i.p.” – i think maybe as i want to think of peoples energies shooting into the stars and doing something quantum, rebirth in glory or something. Leonard Cohen was a Virgo with his …

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Virgo traits

Virgoness Is Next To Godliness

Say what you want about Virgo traits, they can transmit vibes of cleanliness and godliness when they want. Saint Virgo is in the house. Even if you are not a Virgo or have zero Virgo in your chart, make like one this week. Virgos can look clean even if emerging from a sewer. Their air of responsibility stays intact even when they’re irresponsible. They are the opposite of Pisces + …

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Author Jennifer Egan in a trenchcoat

Virgo Vision Makes For Fabulous Writers

Virgo Vision has its drawbacks but it certainly makes for fabulous writers. Check out this list of famous Virgo writers and it’s not even exhaustive. It’s true what they say about Virgos. Not that they’re half school sock monitor and half sacred whore – though I did say that. And not how they elatedly correcting your pronunciation in the middle of even the most profound dialogue. Noticing nuance? Being fuqing …

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