SCORPIO

Scorpio – Venomous Desert Creature or Noble Phoenix? Or does it depend what phase of the Moon you get them on? They’re Pluto-affiliated, know more about you than they let on, and secretly consider mystique to be their greatest asset. Scorpios will say their primordial instincts are because they meditate but really, they’ve remained in touch with the reptilian realm of their brain. Browse dozens of cool posts on inspirational (or notorious) Scorpio people.

A Scorpio Woman Is A Warrior

A Scorpio woman is a warrior. Few were as thoroughly Scorpionic, fierce and Plutonic as the Golden Era Hollywood star Hedy Lamarr. “A Scorpio woman has extreme highs and lows of desire; my birth sign also says I’m a worrier. I like a good-spirited argument.”   Hedy Lamarr Indeed. She fails to mention that – a la this previous post on this most glorious of old-school stars – she also spied.Read More…

God Is Dead But My Hair Is Perfect

“God is dead but my hair is perfect” is an apocryphal saying attributed to the French, Scorpio and Leo Rising philosopher Bernard Henri Levy. He is, in fact, insanely Leo Rising, spewing forth controversial comments that have kept him front-of-mind in his native country for what feels like centuries and conducting an extremely interesting love life – he claims it is because he does not drink alcohol and barely sleepsRead More…

George Cruickshank Scorpio vintage caricature Scorpio

He Did Not Like Scorpios

This image is a somewhat Gothic little take on Scorpio history. George Cruikshank was a caricaturist of the 1800s – huge in his day – who clearly did not like Scorpios. All of his other astrological pieces are more or less flattering depictions of the sign symbol or using wordplay. Scorpio? He goes to town with the Goth-o-Rama, complete with skulls, presumably discarded by the vengeful seething Scorpio. George wasRead More…

Snake Wrapped Around Five Swords

Big Scorpio Pimpin

Hi Mystic! Have you ever noticed how Scorpios all seem to have the same view of karma? At the very least, all the Scorps I know believe that: 1. People can fuq with me if they want to, Karma will get them in the end 2. Their real name is Karma 3. They are the agent of Karma 4. They have already weighed up the negative impact of “insert actRead More…

Postage stamp showing Claus Von Stauffenberg, the German Resistance hero

Neptune Conjunct North Node: A Heroic Example

  Neptune-North-Node people often quite literally follow their dreams.   To say that Neptune conjunct North Node people are idealistic is to understate their passionate beliefs. Claus Von Stauffenberg was enormously courageous and a brilliant example of Neptune conjunct the North Node in Astrology.  Below is the delineation of Neptune Conjunct the North Node from my Astral DNA report. Neptune conjunct North Node Neptune-North-Node people often quite literally follow theirRead More…

Leonardo Di Caprio Astrology

Leonardo DiCaprio – Modelizer or Uranian?

The cut-off date to be Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend keeps getting lower & lower…He just split from model Erin Heatherton (Pisces, born 1989) and celebrated his 38th birthday with ex Neighbours actress Margot Robbie, born 1990.  Think also:  Blake Lively (born 1987), Bar Rafaeli (born 1985) and Gisele Bundchen (born 1980.)  Clearly the dude has a type: young, blonde & super-modelly, with a penchant for the lingerie & swimsuit end ofRead More…

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