SCORPIO

Scorpio – Venomous Desert Creature or Noble Phoenix? Or does it depend what phase of the Moon you get them on? They’re Pluto-affiliated, know more about you than they let on, and secretly consider mystique to be their greatest asset. Scorpios will say their primordial instincts are because they meditate but really, they’ve remained in touch with the reptilian realm of their brain. Browse dozens of cool posts on inspirational (or notorious) Scorpio people.

Dorothy Dandridge – The Original Triple Threat

Dorothy Dandridge was a Triple Threat in the classic sense of the phrase; an accomplished singer, dancer, and actress. She was also a Triple Scorpio; Sun, Mercury, and Jupiter aligned in the sign of the Scorpion. She was of the same Neptune in Leo generation as Marilyn Monroe and Ava Gardner – she also had Leo Rising, like Monroe. Later she was referred to as “the black Marilyn Monroe.” SheRead More…

Colin Kaepernick – Plutonian

The Colin Kaepernick astrology is Plutonic A.F.  If you have not heard of him yet, Colin Kaepernick is the San Francisco football player (and big star) gathering equal parts applause and outrage for his USA national anthem protests. “I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color,” Kaepernick told NFL Media in an exclusive interview afterRead More…

I Was A Scorpio War Zone Tour Guide

Mystic & Friends, I offer this story to you under the dark delectation of the the Scorpio Full Moon, bringer and fulfiller of the unholy blood seeds that light up consciousness. These seeds have bloomed in me over the last 7 years, and they have a sweet and redolent blossom for you tonight. It is the story of how I lost my life and my soul, and regained it forRead More…

Helen Reddy Has True Scorpio Characteristics

Helen Reddy is a rad example of Scorpio characteristics. She ran away from the circus. Then, as a single mother in Vegas, her feminist anthem became a hit.  Helen Reddy, Scorpio, Singer, Songwriter & Activist is driven. She sang + wrote the iconic Seventies “I Am Woman” anthem and was an icon of the Pluto in Leo generation. She is Sun conjunct Mercury in Scorpio. (Mercury Retrograde, by the way.)Read More…

Confessions Of A Scorpio Human Resources “Dementor”

 “Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them… Get too near a Dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the Dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself…Read More…

Scorpios On Diet Weed

Some of the most intelligent and accomplished women i know watch Real Housewives Of Anywhere with a nigh religious devotion. I know, i know – it’s supposedly vacuous and self-absorbed, they’re all privileged, the world is going to hell in a handbasket and we’re watching a bunch of chicks with expensive hair and full make-up bicker of bird bath sized glasses of pinot grigio. Andy Warhol’s dental gas hallucination.  ButRead More…

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