When you’re talking to someone who effortlessly segues from their sympathy for Sharpay on High School Musical to international diplomatic policy, you know you’re talking to a Gemini.

They know that Aesop’s fable about the Hare and Tortoise was propaganda, spread by the slow. Really, the fastest way to wow a Gemini is to tell them something they don’t know already. But keep it concise. Long-winded explanations mess with their consciousness.

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Kate Moss in black bikini with multiple strings of pearls


Capricorns – see Kate Moss/Michelle Obama – are always drawn to pearls because of their patrician elegance, simplicity, class and purity. The symbol of a rough little grain  of sand slowly,  over time, becoming a polished and valuable gem is tres Capricorn and mega-Saturn. However, there is a very old astro-myth that it is unlucky for anyone but a Gemini woman to wear pearls. Where does this come from? I …

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Naomi Campbell on cover of Vanity Fair magazine

Mars & The Supermodel: Astro-Naomi

Naomi Campbell on the run? I thought i was hallucinating when i saw that tv headline at the gym this morning. But yes, she’s done it again. I’ve lost track. She slapped her maid. She hit someone with her phone. She did community service mopping floors for something abusive. And now this. My Leo-Ex interviewed her a while ago and was incoherent with lust, babbling about the brilliance of her …

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Brazilian model in feather hat

Astro-Beauty; Hats

The Mercury Retrograde before last, I was looking at some old photos that Not-The-Typical-Virgo had somehow retrieved from one of her secret stores of clutter. And it was like looking at postcards from another dimension. Why were we so skinny & pale? Who was the drippy looking guy she was clinging to like a parasite vine? What kind of slacker life did we lead that we were depicted working our …

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Donald Duck with trophy

Hi-Lo Astro: Haute Gemini-Low Gemini

Donald Duck is a Gemini. Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, plus a mobile phone, a high-speed internet connection and a copy of the The Bluffers Guide To Changing Lightbulbs. Haute Gemini is ALLURING.  Charming, witty and sexy, Gemini is attractive to all comers. Buzzing around in honey-bee mode, a Gemini flatters, flirts and plays with advanced innuendo. They are the sign …

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