When you’re talking to someone who effortlessly segues from their sympathy for Sharpay on High School Musical to international diplomatic policy, you know you’re talking to a Gemini.

They know that Aesop’s fable about the Hare and Tortoise was propaganda, spread by the slow. Really, the fastest way to wow a Gemini is to tell them something they don’t know already. But keep it concise. Long-winded explanations mess with their consciousness.

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Kanye West’s “Community Of Geminis”

MCQUEEN: To me, “Bound 2” looked like a Prince video. Aesthetically, it had that kind of feel. It wouldn’t have looked out of place if it were part of Purple Rain [1984]. WEST: Well, I’d be biased to think that the community of Geminis is the most consistently in tune with what their spirit is telling them to do or why they have breath in their lungs. But I do …

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Geminis: A Parallel Universe Unto Themselves

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)   Walt Whitman – Gemini (of course).   Why oh WHY do Geminis seem so perma-distracted?  As if you can never quite win their full attention? It is because they are always in conversation with themselves.  They feel their twin keenly. They really are a parallel universe unto themselves. Exhibit A, Ian McKellen – …

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A Mars In Gemini Woman Inspiration

Want a Mars in Gemini woman to inspire you? Meet Ernestine Shepherd, the embodiment of this Mars sign’s brilliance at defying the weight of the years. Ernestine Shepherd turns 77 next Sunday and is a competitive body-builder, marathon runner and trainer. She holds the Guinness record for the oldest female competitive body-builder and only began working out at the age of 56. Her second Saturn Return was good for this self-described “slug.” …

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Are You Really A Gemini?

Omni-faceted and insanely well-informed, Geminis are ruled by Messenger God Mercury. But are you really a Gemini? Try this Gemini personality quiz to see! Are you really a Gemini? 1 Social circumstances require that you tell a white lie to someone whom you admire. You feel… (a) Guilty-lying for whatever reason goes against your grain. (b) Concerned that you could somehow be found out. (c) Fine. 2 On a third …

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Are You A High Functioning Flake?

The Mutable signs (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces) are often High Functioning Flakes, confounding the other Zodiac modalities with their ability to generate success amid chaos. Flakes are everywhere, obviously, but it’s the High Functioning Flakes who thwart all expectations. The Highest Functioning Flake I ever knew was a Gemini who worked in television. He was such a flake nobody who met him could ever believe he’d be able to …

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Angelina’s Astro-Trip

So Angelina’s statement about the preventative procedure she went through to way lower her possibility of getting seriously ill in the future is surprisingly moving and intensely practical. My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56. She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. But my other children will never have the chance to know …

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