When you’re talking to someone who effortlessly segues from their sympathy for Sharpay on High School Musical to international diplomatic policy, you know you’re talking to a Gemini.

They know that Aesop’s fable about the Hare and Tortoise was propaganda, spread by the slow. Really, the fastest way to wow a Gemini is to tell them something they don’t know already. But keep it concise. Long-winded explanations mess with their consciousness.

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Gemini Versatility Starts Young

So i don’t usually share this style of anecdote here but this is SUCH a strong illustration of the Gemini Vibe, voila. My teenage Triple Gemini daughter (Sun-Mars-Venus) got such an atrocious school report that i confronted her with the abysmal, way-below-her-potential results and threatened to send her to a more strict school in 2015. YES Saturn in Sagittarius is now opposing her Gemini trio. Saturn has a remarkably similar …

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Confessions Of A Gemini Private Investigator

Tired of your 9 to 5 job? Thinking there must be something more to life? I’m here to tell you that you CAN turn your passion into your career. Something something take the leap, manifest your dreams, blah blah buy my book. Listen, I was once like you. I would come home from work every night to spend hours scrolling through Facebook, rifling through personal photographs of people I knew …

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Jung At Heart

Subscribers will soon notice the ramping up of Mars-Neptune square alerts – don’t worry, if you don’t know the drill, you will be reminded. Stand by. But i just want to also share an example of Super-Haute Neptune, as it’s all too easy to dwell on the lying, grifting, addict-delusion-zombie end of the Neptune spectrum. Also, given that we are all going to be – ready or not – doing …

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Dating The Zodiac: Gemini

Gemini and dating Once i dated a Gemini Spy. So had an excuse for his multiple identities, different ways of spelling his name depending on mood (or alias?), strange familiarity with a ludicrous array of characters and period absences. The Gemini Soap Star, not so much. There was also a Gemini “tampon entrepreneur”. Yes, male. A pioneer in the use of organic cottons for such purposes. Sadly, his plan to …

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Weekly Horoscopes Are Up Now

F.a.q. – what is the difference between the Daily Mystic e-mails and the Daily Horoscopes? The Daily Mystic e-mail is sent out to all subscribers and can also be read on the site (the link is in the menu, below “Join”) – it is like the astral weather report du jour…need to knows applicable to everyone. The Daily Horoscopes are for your Sun + Rising Sign & they cover the …

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Lady Gaga Does Stevie Nicks

This is the latest incarnation of uber Aries Lady Gaga, styled totally like Stevie Nicks, the slinky Gemini of Fleetwood Mac fame. It must be bloody annoying trying to have someone reincarnate as you when you’re still alive but you know, Aries. i can see this working as a Madonna in her hey-day “totally reinvent every Saturn cycle” stunt.  That’s every two and a half years. Lady Gaga will turn …

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