GEMINI

When you’re talking to someone who effortlessly segues from their sympathy for Sharpay on High School Musical to international diplomatic policy, you know you’re talking to a Gemini.

They know that Aesop’s fable about the Hare and Tortoise was propaganda, spread by the slow. Really, the fastest way to wow a Gemini is to tell them something they don’t know already. But keep it concise. Long-winded explanations mess with their consciousness.

Browse dozens of posts about and featuring Gemini.

Are Gemini Careers Going Off Track?

Are Gemini careers going off track? No. But Venus Retrograde may make it seem as if they are. Dear Mystic,  I am desperate to know what the hell just happened in my stars. Are Gemini careers going off track at the moment? I’m a Gemini and this month I got the 10th house activity in spades. Out of the blue I got offered a job doing hair on a TVRead More…

Wallis Simpson Was A Multiple Conjunct Gemini

Wallis Simpson was a multiple conjunct Gemini. She has absolutely none of the Earth element in her natal birth chart whatsoever. “Sport hunting is a crime.  My sympathies are with the fox.” Wallis Simpson. My god, no wonder the British establishment did not like Wallis Simpson. She not only took off with the King of the day – who had to abdicate in 1936 so that he could marry thisRead More…

The Ultimate Take On Gemini Characteristics

Originally collected from people trying to win my Gemini perfume competition, the collected wisdom here is the ultimate take on Gemini characteristics. Some samples: Gemini is so my psyche. I’m my own identical twin-secret language, one thousand topics going on all at once and I never feel alone because there’s two of me in there. Gemini rises with Vesta, Chiron, and Venus – it runs rampant and buoyantly over theRead More…

Astro Anne Frank

How haunting is this video of Anne Frank?!   The talented young diarist – who tragically perished, along with millions of other people obviously, in the Holocaust – needs no introduction.  Her chart (below) shows her genius and potential thought leadership pretty damn clearly.  Gemini – Sun/Mercury conjunct – Sun/Mercury conjunct people are ALWAYS so fast witted and magically thinking. Especially in Gemini.   She also had Moon/Neptune in Leo – visionaryRead More…

Neptune Lilith Is Louche

Johnny Depp is Gemini Sun, Capricorn Moon and Leo Rising – but i think it’s his Lilith-Neptune in Scorpio that makes him so much like the louche muso boyfriend from your early 20s ideal. Ryan Gosling has this too. Incorrectly or not, it’s an aspect that makes females feel they could just be their darker selves around this dude, that nothing would be off limits. Obviously, their representation collaborates inRead More…

Multiple Gemini Genius

 “The woman who had been torpedoed in the Mediterranean, strafed by the Luftwaffe, stranded on an Arctic island, bombarded in Moscow, and pulled out of the Chesapeake when her chopper crashed, was known to the Life staff as ‘Maggie the Indestructible.’” Margaret Bourke White was a photo-journalism pioneer, a trail blazer for females in the media (she was the first female war correspondent, for example) and self improvement addict. Astrologically,Read More…

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