Browse hundreds of fun and informative posts covering every aspect of Relationship Astrology. From Dating Your Planets to Strange Dating During Mercury Retrograde, Mars-Venus pheromone-inspired romances to whether Venus in Capricorn people like big age-gap relationships. If you’re interested in compatibility, synastry or how astrological transits influence human interaction, read on!

Suddenly Attracted To Geminis?

How could someone be suddenly attracted to Geminis? Is it like when you change sexual orientation, but really, you always knew? And nobody is surprised when you show up with your Gemini dental hygienist? Or start to broaden your mental database of contemporary information to ve more aligned with a Gemini? Hints: Make your mind more ‘news feed’ than ‘scholarly.’ Remember that verbosity and pomposity are more of a threat …

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Dating After Chiron Return?

It must be Venus in Libra. Or Saturn Fatigue from the Karma Cop having been on the South Node so long. Hormones in plastic? Whatever the reason, people are asking about Chiron Return dating all of a sudden. Like the better-known Saturn Return, Chiron Return is cyclical. It occurs to everyone in their late 40s and early 50s. Chiron returns to where it was when you were born. It’s like …

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Saturn Conjunct Pluto And Relationships

New Frequently Asked Question: But what of Saturn conjunct Pluto and Relationships? I’ve gone on about this astrological cycle’s influence on neoliberalism, politics, the economy, and money but not romance. To recap: Saturn and Pluto were last aligned like this in 1982. It is already a rare and profound influence, made more so by Saturn being its home constellation of Capricorn. It’s ongoing from now until February 2020 but exact …

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Relationship Repair In The Last Days Of Mercury Retrograde?

As Mercury Retrograde IS an excellent time to revise previous decisions, it is technically a good time for relationship repair. But is it really? My answer to this query illuminates the issue. Dear Mystic, Your valuable advice is a tremendous public service, and I already feel forever indebted (as I’m sure a lot of the other members do). Mercury Retro has its moments for everyone – hidden info coming out …

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Do Peptides Cause Love Zombie Crushes?

I have a new item to add to the How To Be A Love Zombie suggestions.  Run natal chart compatibility assessments for people you never see in real life. If you need to ask a psychic how your love interest is doing (because you can’t ask the person in question), initiate full anti-Love Zombie protocol. Or, as this person below is doing, embrace the condition and enjoy the upside of …

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