Your Saturn In Capricorn Debriefing Session

Welcome to the Saturn in Capricorn debriefing session! Here you can share with people who know what’s up and won’t glitch your cognitive processing with inane “it’s just a planet” commentary. Saturn is changing signs within days – see the countdown below – and its arrival in Aquarius initiates an entirely new era: more Air, more Uranian high-jinx. * But you know the kind of person who specializes in pithyRead More…

The Pisces Rising ‘Low Maintenance’ Phantom

Pisces Rising people love to say that they’re low maintenance – but it’s a lie. Or, to be kinder, a phantom belief.  This is the Ascendant of fabulosity. To the Pisces Rising person, their persona is a construct, a nebulous quantum arrangement of particles that they accelerate, decelerate or radically alter at will. It has a high vibe “Deepak Chopra talking about possibility fields and ghosts of existence” expression andRead More…

Metal Monoliths Astrology

The Astrology Of The Metal Monoliths

Is there an astrological meaning behind the two (so far) metal monoliths that have appeared in Utah and Romania? Yes, actually there is. I just crashed my astronomy program figuring it out.* Read on for a take that includes an ancient American people who mysteriously disappeared, a Uranian priestess, and, well, interstellar space. Of course, it is highly likely to be a publicity stunt but weirdness would be on-brand forRead More…

Mars At Maximal Fuqery Hyperflux

The Aries Moon is amping an already loud Mars in Aries. It’s day 149 of the Action Planet in Aries, with 42 days to go. Mars is stronger on home turf* and it’s the prelude to a Lunar Eclipse, intensifying everything. Add in the cynicism and ennui from being at the dreg ends of Saturn in Capricorn for a good time. Or, some hot Mars flashes – recognition of havingRead More…

Cats Are Neptunian – Not Ruled By Saturn

I’ve loved Cats and Astrology for centuries, so how could I not have known this weird fact? Cats are classically seen as Saturn-ruled! I don’t believe it. They’re Neptunian, legit dimension-tripping, time-nomadic magicians. Yes, they can be aloof, and I can see how olden time astrologers could have contrasted Cats with the Jupiter-ruled Dogs, seeing an obvious dichotomy. Dogs are ebullient, reliably loyal, and can be employed. Cats are inscrutable,Read More…

Check Out My Cool Reading Recommendations

Epic news. Mercury is out of shadow and I’ve posted my recommendations for a heap of books & practitioners on the Mega Mystic Members page! It is also where you can see the Turbulent Times series all in one place – that is, all the most pertinent posts on the pandemic and economic astrology. Additionally, the MMM page features the Daily Mystic email archive, the Astro-Alerts (that I am stillRead More…

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