The Astrology Of Space Births

My initial thought upon seeing this was Space Births Astrology. 2024 is one of the dates being cited for this, um, venture. So the first Space Baby would have Pluto in Aquarius. Of course. The other date mentioned – 2028 – would give Space Baby Neptune in Aries and Uranus in Gemini as well. But how would you do the birth chart of this baby? Then I thought Holy Hecate, …

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New Thoughts On Saturn-Pluto Inc

I have some new thoughts on Saturn-Pluto Inc. None of them contradict the core Saturn Pluto 2020 Mp3 rant but they’re new so here they are. As you may know, it’s big-deal astro and the first conjunction between these two power-players since 1982. It’s heavy and I meant it when I said that, energetically, it’s like Darth Vader on ketamine. But I think I have found a way around it. …

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Next Generation Daily Horoscopes Impending

As some of you already know, the Daily Horoscopes are going to become individuated – that is, done to your unique birth chart and with the times set to be exact for your zone. Many of the existing versions of these use artificial intelligence to write the content but these will be entirely me. The only A.I. involved will be if I get on genetically engineered expresso or something. It …

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Surreal Phoenix

Learning To Love The Chthonic Full Moon

What is a chthonic Full Moon? This. It’s not yet exact, but it doesn’t have to be. The Full Moon in Aries is always a flashpoint for scenarios you’ve been trying to solve via forbearance or a high-concept form of passivity. It flares up your Mars and voila, anything short of an all-points alert feels like appeasement. Mars manifests as inflammation: Hot words, rage or the sort of stress that …

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Our Beautiful Pluto Is Fifteen!

Pluto is 15 today! If you don’t know what I am talking about, Mega Mystic members don’t just get timely astro-advice and online Tarot. They also contribute to the upkeep of Pluto, our rescued racehorse. As you can see, her pastures are not as green as her last birthday, due to a devastating drought. Call it climate change or call it ecological fuqery and a poisoned, dysbiotic ecosystem it needs …

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