The zodiac sign that the Moon was in at your birth is as relevant and influential as your Sun Sign, which gets all the attention. But who talks about your Moon Sign?

It represents our inner realm, reflecting primal emotional patterns and how we nurture ourselves and others. The Sun is who we strive to be, the Moon is who we already are. It’s a memory garden, where we like to maintain a consistent rhythm.

Read all about your Moon sign and its influence here.

Do You Have Eclipse Fever? You Should!

Eclipse Fever is hell but it's also a good indicator that you're aware. Branding-wise, this Full Moon is killing it. Even astrology-agnostics are talking about blood moons and "no, it's a total Lunar Eclipse, that means it's extra..." Cool terms like Super Moon ensure media coverage and its snazzy crimson cosmic dusted aura is camera-ready. It's the new Mercury Retrograde/astral excuse for mood fluctuations and impulsivity. Mercury Retrograde jinxing hard …

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The New Moon is ten hours away as I write*- this is the Dark Moon in Taurus. Dark Moons are always fab for relinquishing whatever you don't need, whether you're clearing out a clutter magnet of a cupboard detoxing your email folders** or dropping a grudge. But we're talking about a Taurus Dark Moon here. If you're Taurean or you've ever encountered a Taurus, you know their relationship with things …

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Full Moon In Scorpio Briefing

This Plutonic Full Moon fracas is quite something but guess what? I just posted a complimentary Astro Rave on the Mega Mystic members page that you can listen to right now.* Candid and with the raw, hyper-scorped authenticity that comes from broadcasting out of an apres-midnight kitchen that reeks of sage and cats piss, it is 18 minutes of 8th house vibe-check. *It is for Mega Mystic members only, sorry. …

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Eclipses and numerology

Eclipses Are A Numbers Game

Eclipse Cycles Run On Time Eclipse cycles run on time, far more than trains or periods. For an astro-phenom that evokes so much apprehension, they're predictable. You can time them down to the minute, at least you can if you want to geek out over the NASA Eclipse database.  They're super-exact and they even explain the perennial Nine-year cycle in numerology. Historically, it was so difficult to predict them that …

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Mars At Maximal Fuqery Hyperflux

The Aries Moon is amping an already loud Mars in Aries. It’s day 149 of the Action Planet in Aries, with 42 days to go. Mars is stronger on home turf* and it’s the prelude to a Lunar Eclipse, intensifying everything. Add in the cynicism and ennui from being at the dreg ends of Saturn in Capricorn for a good time. Or, some hot Mars flashes – recognition of having …

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The Return Of Saint Virgo

And on the 21st day, Saint Virgo riseth again. The dark insomniac imaginings of Mercury Retro did vanish in the face of their pure light and sharp, focussed intention. Call upon Saint Virgo for help with overwhelming tasks and when you need to dehumidify a soggy situation. Very soon, with the Moon in Virgo AND Mercury Direct, you will realize that the recent Retrograde and associated fuqery have improved your …

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