VIRGO

Every Virgo comes equipped with a super-power called Virgo Vision. The only disadvantage is that they cannot turn it off. They’re always on auto-scan for nuance and detail to feed into their vast Pattern Recognition Matrix. From Mary Shelley’s ahead-of-her-time genius to the confessions of a particularly observant Virgo Pilates Instructor, upgrade your Virgo knowledge base.

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Ward 69 At Saint Virgos

Robert A Maguire Once upon a time, my astrology teacher told me in an aside that Virgos (all Virgos) had either nurse fantasies (sexual) or doctor-nurse romance fantasies. He was quite insistent. But then again, his ex-wife was a Virgo. And he was Aquarius. There could have been some residual angst there. Virgo and Aquarius never quite get over one another. Anyway, Not-The-Typical-Virgo has gone all “no comment” on the …

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So Absolutely Virgo

Lauren Bacall looks so absolutely Virgo here.  The cool, details-appraising gaze, the composure.  Even the “nurse” theme is tres Virgo.  There is a touch of the Nurse Archetype in every Virgo, don’t you think?  And has anyone in a relationship with a Virgo – now or then – ever felt like they’ve been booked into Saint Virgo’s Clinic For The Criminally Not-Together Enough?   Or just to a Day Treatment …

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The Tao Of Virgo, Explained

“When I feel depressed and I have a bad day or something terrible has happened or I have to face something, I go through a very precise ritual getting dressed in the morning. In a sense it is armor; I’m building up a layer. If everything in my material world is in order, I will be able to get through it. That perfectionism comes from me being a Virgo. My …

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Paz De La Huerta Muse Magazine

“They’re All Scorpios…”

Dunno why but i don’t warm to Boardwalk Empire actress Paz De La Huerta as I do to some other actors…you know how it is. But she does give colorful interviews (The Ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm etc) and they tend to involve a lot of astro references. Two examples: You do seem to attract the enmity of many women. Women have said the most malicious, disgusting things …

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The Rainbow Queen

“…It was painted preseumably when Elizabeth I was already in her sixties, yet depicts her with the smooth face of youth.  Rife with symbols, it is one of the most beautiful and mystical depictions of any monarch.  Note the eyes and ears embedded in the queen’s dress, the coiled snake on her left arm, the rainbow in her right hand, the crescent moon in her crown.  The inscription, NON SINE …

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Go To Helvetica

Once when i used Comic Sans Serif in my Daily Mystic email, i received about a dozen impassioned lecture-rants. Nearly all were from Virgos, eloquently slagging the vulgarity and general hideous implications of the Comic Sans Serif font. Corrected, i never went near it again. Though i can now understand why some situations in my life did not turn out as i had planned, at the time. It was that …

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