VIRGO

Every Virgo comes equipped with a super-power called Virgo Vision. The only disadvantage is that they cannot turn it off. They’re always on auto-scan for nuance and detail to feed into their vast Pattern Recognition Matrix. From Mary Shelley’s ahead-of-her-time genius to the confessions of a particularly observant Virgo Pilates Instructor, upgrade your Virgo knowledge base.

You Know You’re A Virgo When…

My friend Gala Darling (Sun-Mercury in Virgo) has got this. You Know You’re A Virgo When… + You research the menu before you go to a new restaurant + You travel with your own washcloths + You find yourself — almost against your will — asking boring questions about how long things take, how to get to a certain place, and how long someone has known someone else + You …

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Virgo Grace

This by the Beat poet Richard Brautigan – multiple Aquarius – Sun, Mercury, Venus, Saturn and North Node.  I am not sure who the Virgo “Hilda” was but it’s kind of funky. Arguably THIS is his best-known poem. MOUTHS THAT KISSED IN THE HOT ASHES OF POMPEII Mouths that kissed in the hot ashes of Pompeii are returning and eyes that could adore their beloved only in the fires of …

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The Virgo Voodoo Queen

Her life was a brazen blur of the craft, publicity stunts and enterprising vim beyond the then norm for women but a few things are clear about Marie Laveau, the reigning “Voodoo Queen” of New Orleans in the early 19th Century. – She cast spells, staged public “miracles” and worked variously as a hairdresser (with magical skills), brothel madam and illegal (?) liquor importer. Very resourceful, very Virgo. – She …

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Confessions Of A Virgo Pilates Instructor

I’m sure I’m not the only Virgo that has noticed that look. The one people give you when declare your sun sign is Virgo. The “oh, you’re one of those…” expressions. I’ve never cared. I’ve always been out and proud. You can mock my perfectly rolled towels with the stripes all perfectly aligned or the fact that every coat hanger in my wardrobe faces the same direction. I don’t care …

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Both the Main Hobbits Are Virgos?

So i have just been informed that both the Hobbits (from the Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit prequel) are VIRGOS. Frodo and Bilbo Baggins share the same birthday – September 22. YES that could make one or both of them a Libra, depending on the year and YES, these are birthdates on Middle Earth, which presumably has a different ephemeris and is, of course, fictional. But Virgo …

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