art woman sorting drawers with monsters

And The Sun Is In Virgo

Filed in VIRGO

Is this how Virgoans view the task of sorting out their drawers? It’s a scary thought but perfectly plausible. Now the Zap Zone is dying down and the Sun segues into Virgo, making a beneficial trine to Pluto and heading [ Read more…]

Greta Garbo with Lion

Virgoan Composure Is For Real

Filed in VIRGO

No, Virgoan composure is no mere myth.  Virgo Greta Garbo, above, is most likely not leaning away from the lion due to fear, but because she has noticed his mane could do with a wash. She’s worried about jungle lion [ Read more…]

beautiful laundry room

The Virgoan Laundry Room

Filed in VIRGO

Yes.  Never mind Saturn being up their bum, contemplating the perfection of this Virgoan Laundry Room should distract Virgos for a bit. Surely. Okay, so a multiple conjunct Virgo might be concerned about the grouting between the tiles and that [ Read more…]

woman with head inside washing machine at laundromat

How Deep Is Your Virgo?

Filed in VIRGO

Forget figuring out how Plutonic you are. We are ALL Plutonian at the moment. Thank YOU Full Moon in Scorpio building, Chiron sextile Pluto et al. I’m more interested in conjuring up a Virgo Test. What sort of multiple choice [ Read more…]

Joan Jett performing

Astro-Joan Jett- Ultra Virgo…

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Imagine how weird and yet cool it would be to have your late teens turned into a movie…Joan Jett is played by Kristen Stewart in The Runaways, also starring Dakota Fanning…it looks so beautifully styled, all L.A. Glam Rock-Seventies Hair [ Read more…]