SCORPIO

Scorpio – Venomous Desert Creature or Noble Phoenix? Or does it depend what phase of the Moon you get them on? They’re Pluto-affiliated, know more about you than they let on, and secretly consider mystique to be their greatest asset. Scorpios will say their primordial instincts are because they meditate but really, they’ve remained in touch with the reptilian realm of their brain. Browse dozens of cool posts on inspirational (or notorious) Scorpio people.

God Is Dead But My Hair Is Perfect

“God is dead but my hair is perfect” is an apocryphal saying attributed to the French, Scorpio and Leo Rising philosopher Bernard Henri Levy. He is, in fact, insanely Leo Rising, spewing forth controversial comments that have kept him front-of-mind in his native country for what feels like centuries and conducting an extremely interesting love life – he claims it is because he does not drink alcohol and barely sleeps …

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George Cruickshank Scorpio vintage caricature Scorpio

He Did Not Like Scorpios

This image is a somewhat Gothic little take on Scorpio history. George Cruikshank was a caricaturist of the 1800s – huge in his day – who clearly did not like Scorpios. All of his other astrological pieces are more or less flattering depictions of the sign symbol or using wordplay. Scorpio? He goes to town with the Goth-o-Rama, complete with skulls, presumably discarded by the vengeful seething Scorpio. George was …

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Snake Wrapped Around Five Swords

Big Scorpio Pimpin

Hi Mystic! Have you ever noticed how Scorpios all seem to have the same view of karma? At the very least, all the Scorps I know believe that: 1. People can fuq with me if they want to, Karma will get them in the end 2. Their real name is Karma 3. They are the agent of Karma 4. They have already weighed up the negative impact of “insert act …

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Claus Von Stauffenberg portrait black and white

Neptune Conjunct North Node: A Heroic Example

To say that Neptune conjunct North Node people are idealistic is to understate their passionate beliefs.   “Let’s be blunt, I am committing high treason with all my might and means.” Claus Von Stauffenberg   The Astrology of Claus Von Stauffenberg is a study in courage. It is also emblematic of Neptune conjunct North Node, writ large, in terrible times. In case you have not heard of him, the German …

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Leonardo Di Caprio Astrology

Leonardo DiCaprio – Modelizer or Uranian?

The cut-off date to be Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend keeps getting lower & lower…He just split from model Erin Heatherton (Pisces, born 1989) and celebrated his 38th birthday with ex Neighbours actress Margot Robbie, born 1990.  Think also:  Blake Lively (born 1987), Bar Rafaeli (born 1985) and Gisele Bundchen (born 1980.)  Clearly the dude has a type: young, blonde & super-modelly, with a penchant for the lingerie & swimsuit end of …

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Citizen Pluto

Bjork’s tattoo is the Viking/Germanic Vegvisir – a Runic compass, to help you find the way no matter how hard, rough or stormy the weather. Beautiful, right? She is into Runes, mythology and astrology…Remember her talking about her ultra-Scorp chart? And of course, this is a woman who wrote and performed a song called Pluto…Here are some more Scorpionic thoughts from the lady. “I love secrets and mystery.” “I don’t …

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