Nolan Funk Versace

Living La Vida Leo

Filed in LEO

Nolan Funk is totally living the Leo dream.  He actually got a “Leo award” lol.  But seriously he has all the requirements: * Epic hair. * A supremely droppable cool name. * Performance-wise, he is not so much as a [ Read more…]

The Miracle Lilith


“I’ve known women who plodded through life…but the women I knew did their plodding on the pavement, not the soil. I know very little about the simple life. I’m a product of crowded places and jammed-up emotions, where right and [ Read more…]

Capricorn Male

The Secretly Magic Capricorn Male


The Capricorn male is often credited with being a creature of spreadsheets, stoicism, and corporate ambition. But they’re also the Hermit archetype of the Tarot. Their worldly quest for success is but a pale imitation of their spiritual journey. Carlos [ Read more…]

Film Poster The Dangers Of The Aquarius. An Aquarius man in a suit with a globe of the world.

The Dangers Of The Aquarius

Filed in SUN SIGNS

The Aquarius is not, of course, dangerous. It’s an ironic propaganda film. Which Sun Sign would you choose to make an allegorical film about? Dear Mystic, I have been addicted to your horoscopes for two years now, thank you, merci. [ Read more…]