AQUARIUS

Uranus in Taurus For Aquarius & Aquarius Rising

April 25, 2020 / AQUARIUS / 54 Comments

For Aquarius and Aquarius Rising people, Uranus in Taurus is different. It’s their ruling planet or rather, their affiliate planet. Aquarians don’t acknowledge hierarchies. They’re still so influenced by Uranus that they change when the Uranus sign does. Everyone gets a seven-year ‘change-everything’ itch as Uranus changes sign. It’s just super-accentuated for Uranians. The ideal Aquarius ‘change’ is profound and sweeping. Grumble about this sign as much as you like, …

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Vettius Valens

An Aquarius Man Of The 2nd Century

March 2, 2020 / AQUARIUS / 40 Comments

The best (or worst, depending on your perspective) takedown of Aquarius men was written by a 2nd Century Aquarius man. Vettius Valens was an in demand astrologer of the 2nd Century. He lived in the cosmopolitan, polytheistic city of Antioch, which no longer exists but which would be in Turkey if it did. He despised religion and suggested people abstain. His temple was that of Tyche, or Lady Luck. Vallens …

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Respect For Aquarians

January 22, 2020 / AQUARIUS / 105 Comments

Respect for Aquarians involves shredding a few myths about them. They’re not rebels or (usually) overtly political. That’s Sagittarius vibe. Being part-ruled by Saturn and a Fixed sign, Aquarius people* like to conserve energy. Ask them a direct question and they may lecture rant in response but it is not their mode. At an early age, most of them clock the government as hopelessly non-progressive or corrupt and structure their …

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Fake Heiress Anna Delvey in dark sunglasses. Black and White portrait.

“Anna Delvey” Is At Least A Real Neptunian

August 26, 2019 / AQUARIUS / 35 Comments

Are you interested in the Anna Delvey astrology? You should be. She’s such a substantial case study. The fake heiress and A-list grifter, Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin, just got found guilty of fraud. The New York magazine had the ultimate story on her and if you have not read it, do. But to summarize; Up until her arrest, she was a designer-fashion-clad, aspiring film-producer living an instagrammy life, jetting …

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Valentine's Day astrology

How To Do Valentine’s Day Pagan Style

August 27, 2019 / ASTRO GAGA, AQUARIUS / 40 Comments

Welcome to Valentine’s Day Astrology. Saint Valentine was not an Aquarius. Even by Stolen Pagan Festival standards, it seems ridiculous to schedule a festival of schmultz, gypsophila, convention-sanctioned togetherness. And the Dining Dead during Aquarius Season. Firstly, Aquarius classically despises officially mandated celebrations and sentimental gestures. Cognitive connections move them more. The most memorable gift you can offer an Aquarius is usually Space. Poor Valentine officially perished on February 14. But even …

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Aquarius Today

Zeitgeist City – Aquarius Today

June 6, 2019 / AQUARIUS / 31 Comments

Aquarius Today is an agitator and a time-tripper. “In-the-moment” is irksome so they’re doing “in-the-future.” Why the chrono-weirdness? Chiron + their ruler Uranus in changeover mode are echoing the epochal shifts of 2010/2011. But this time, Saturn and Uncle Pluto are in the picture. They’re gradually moving together in Capricorn, influencing the Aquarius subliminals. They’re Uranians adjusting to a stronger input from the Aquarius co-ruler Saturn than usual. The urge …

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