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Map The Terrain Of Future You

Long range astrology reports don’t tell you what is “going to happen.” They help you plan what you will do. You control your actions, style, and process. The Year Ahead and Seven Years Ahead Astrology reports lay out the astrological terrain. They are more map than a how-to guide. You set courses and destinations. The Astro-Reports are navigation aids. They reveal magical helpers, likely obstacles, background themes and significant influences.Read More…

December 2019 Horoscopes And A Peek At 2020

December monthly horoscopes are posted and it’s the end of the decade already! And, astrologically, 2020 starts with the New Moon Solar Eclipse on Yule/Boxing Day. Yes, you read that correctly. You can’t count on your conformity skills to glide through seasonal conviviality. But you can rely on magic. December’s Jupiter-Uranus vibe and other factors make it the month to spring some ingenuity ahead of the Saturn-Pluto conjunction. See moreRead More…

Daily Horoscope News And Uranian Notes

Greetings from Mars-Uranus centra. It has been a cathartic s**t storm of epic scale and I am readjusting my entire attitude and take on this aspect. Seriously, it’s been shite and I am a natal Uranian. How are y’all going with it? I know that Mars opposite Uranus is a s**t-stirrer and a life-quaker but this one has had a real sting in it. I went into the chemist forRead More…

Next Generation Daily Horoscopes Impending

As some of you already know, the Daily Horoscopes are going to become individuated – that is, done to your unique birth chart and with the times set to be exact for your zone. Many of the existing versions of these use artificial intelligence to write the content but these will be entirely me. The only A.I. involved will be if I get on genetically engineered expresso or something. ItRead More…

Our Beautiful Pluto Is Fifteen!

Pluto is 15 today! If you don’t know what I am talking about, Mega Mystic members don’t just get timely astro-advice and online Tarot. They also contribute to the upkeep of Pluto, our rescued racehorse. As you can see, her pastures are not as green as her last birthday, due to a devastating drought. Call it climate change or call it ecological fuqery and a poisoned, dysbiotic ecosystem it needsRead More…

Future Virgo And Your True Voice

The Future Virgo Mp3 is here, just in time for, well, the last 17 hours of Virgo. It would have been earlier, but I am under E.N.T.’s orders to rest my voice. So, i got my Leo newsreader friend to narrate it and really, I think he’s better than me at it. He’s fast and yet super-enunciated. And, yes, I know that Future Leo has not happened yet but itRead More…

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