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The Saturn-Pluto Spa Experience

Filed in ASTROLOGY

One seriously has to chill the fuq out today even if the atmosphere is tres intense, courtesy of Pluto zapping out cuck00-bats rays of potentially psycho-goo dimensions. Yes, Pluto is stationing retrograde as Saturn sits opposite the Zero Aries point, [ Read more…]

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Mars & Saturn Retro = Daddy Dearest

Filed in ASTROLOGY

You know what? Mars & Saturn are both Retrograde and they’re in a sort of sextile…This can evoke some v.useful opportunities for pragmatism, especially re dealings with corporations etc. A military mindset, applied toward positive ends and all that. But [ Read more…]

Saturn Is In Da House

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Saturn is in da house and leaving helpful notes on your bathroom mirror. Seriously, yes we all love the Magical Realism of Pisces & I personally am v.happy about my Venus Return next week being near Uranus & all…But Saturn [ Read more…]

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The Saturn Pluto Situation

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Saturn Square Pluto need not be a shitstorm. Seriously. But it is definitely the time to make rad changes in the structures around you: Your beliefs, your goals & systems. Things change during this particular alignment and yes, it is [ Read more…]