Astro Gaga is a collection of surreal, absurd and funny takes on Astrology, the New Age movement, and 21st Century Living. Read about the Space Dust Shamans, Neptunian Life Coaching, Supernatural Tinder and the adventures of Space Archeologist Vanadium Lightyear. Some of those posts are daffy suggestions for doing transits and unique takes on – say – the planetary styles of infidelity. Or Beauty Therapists of the Galaxy. Others explore an alternative dimension where disincarnate Real Housewives of Hades haunt the subways and pentacles are a cryptocurrency.

Cinematic Karmic Aversion Syndrome

Cinematic Karmic Aversion Syndrome (CKAS) is for real.  Let’s just broadly agree that there is no reason why souls would not transmogrify through time, across lives. That reincarnation makes just as much sense as scientology’s aliens or God with a grey beard presiding over a patriarchal heaven with clouds. And that why wouldn’t we sometimes remember snatches of other times or have some limbic-brain imprint? In astrology, this is the …

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Comment On This Strange Vintage Zodiac Ref To Win!

1950’s Astrology was as weird as the rest of that era. What’s sanitary protection got to do with the Zodiac? Okay so it has been a long week, Mercury is Retrograde and last night i dreamed i was having a conversation with Saturn about being in Capricorn. This is becoming a thing now; I had the most intense Saturn dream right before the shift into Sagittarius as well. Anyway, I …

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Sees Saturn in Capricorn Over In The Corner

Saturn Return in Capricorn – The Inner Monologue. So you’re at the Jupiter Portal Party, having fun and then you spy Saturn over in the corner:  Shit, already? She’d forgotten he was even coming back. Secretly, Hypatia had hoped he’d lost interest. Or somehow held no sway in this new era. But no, Saturn was here, and people were even laughing at his jokes. And here of all places. At …

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Scorpio Woman

The Scorpio Women Of Vintage Astrology

The Scorpio Women Of Vintage Sexist Astrology are a piece of work. What if being an “oomph girl” with a vile temper was appealing to men? Why are there disembodied heads? Is our Lady of Scorpio a Voodoo Priestess? This post originally ran as a competition that asked people to caption or explain this vintage depiction of the Scorpio woman and well, here are our winners! “In the witching hour …

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If Your Aunt Was A Seventies Occult Cover Girl

Win prizes for adding a back story to this Seventies Occult magazine cover girl. The cover-woman of this Seventies Occult Magazine is your AUNT. What is her name, what is her sign, what was her life like? Did she have hobbies, husbands, wives, children, a penthouse, a chain of nudist colonies? Was she concealing a mood disorder behind the trappings of Seventies suburban witchcraft or was she WAY ahead of …

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Vanadium Lightyear Has An Existential Crisis

Were pentacles a crypto-currency?  Was she solvent? Present? With a jolt of disdain, Vanadium Lightyear realized that she was entering a full-blown, epic existential crisis. She did not know if she could retain equilibrium until Jupiter in Scorpio, the sign of her Sun. She wanted desperately to move cities but could not bear to leave her neighborhood. Not even for a day. Besides, a move from Cosmopolis to Chronopolis demanded …

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